bizarre He Ran Out Of Toilet Tissue

[Monkman777]

 

[CunningLinguist]

If you are not from New York City, then you don't understand how miserably other pizzas compare to what we are used to.

 

[Bruno Schulz]

What an utterly disgusting and ill-mannered ruffian! Everyone knows you use the less-greasy breaded side of the slice to wipe your asshole with!!

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

Actually jersey has better pizza, but ok. Lol

Weirdest fetish ever!

 

[Lepeka]

Fuck that is so disgusting.

 

[wiggins]

 

[dildo_swaggins]

seen worse, seen a guy wipe his arse with his girlfriend's hair

 

[mrln]

some shitty pizza there

 

[Brownpickles]

If you are not from New York City, then you don't understand how miserably other pizzas compare to what we are used to.

So he's put the crust on it for you. Lol

 

[oyleodoyle]

Some people would prefer this to pineapple on pizza. That's what I heard.

 

[mrln]

If you are not from New York City, then you don't understand how miserably other pizzas compare to what we are used to.

my brother lives in Indiana. the "pizza" of choice is dominoes.
when i went there,there was a new Italian restaurant that opened up. been there for a few months. the guy was from Brooklyn. he would get EVERYTHING shipped from NY., even the water for the pizza. i asked him how business was. he said he couldnt keep up.
so keeping with tradition,i had a slice of pizza as i waited for my meal. and it was good! couldnt really tell the dif.
fast forward about 18 months.... the doors were closed. dominoes and pizza hut put him out. them backwards fucks out in the midwest have no clue what good pizza is,let alone Italian food!

 

[CunningLinguist]

my brother lives in Indiana. the "pizza" of choice is dominoes.
when i went there,there was a new Italian restaurant that opened up. been there for a few months. the guy was from Brooklyn. he would get EVERYTHING shipped from NY., even the water for the pizza. i asked him how business was. he said he couldnt keep up.
so keeping with tradition,i had a slice of pizza as i waited for my meal. and it was good! couldnt really tell the dif.
fast forward about 18 months.... the doors were closed. dominoes and pizza hut put him out. them backwards fucks out in the midwest have no clue what good pizza is,let alone Italian food!

I recall going to Pizza Hut with my parents when I was a little kid, growing up in NYC. We all thought the pizza was terrible.

 

[mrln]

I recall going to Pizza Hut with my parents when I was a little kid, growing up in NYC. We all thought the pizza was terrible.

Yea i remember goin there also growing up. Garbage. and dominoes gave me the shits back then. idk about now,because i havent had it in over 25 yrs. ill eat (stouffers) frozen pizza before i eat that other shit pizza.

 

[Tuomas Woorhees]

Thats one way…

 

[Asspipe]

Wiping ur ass with a slice of pizza. WTF

Wiping ur ass with a slice of pizza. WTF

Worked with a guy who wiped his dick on the crust of new pizza after a person complained about wrong crust seasoning. Hours later came out of the bathroom laughing “I got a sesame seed on the tip of my dick!” Awesome

 

[Wakamoko]

He was trying to smear the anchovies on the pizza 🍕

 

[wiggins]

seen worse, seen a guy wipe his arse with his girlfriend's hair

Was her head on or off her body?

 

[GoreExorcist]

What an arse wipe. I shall never eat Pizza again.

 

[dildo_swaggins]

Was her head on or off her body?

her long blond hair. it was a fucking wild party, still remember it