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disaster Hold Your Breath Girls
- Thread starter Monkman777
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- paragliding sank wtf!?!
Dunked to death.
LET'S GORE !
Forum Veteran
Well....then...what ?
NothingAbsolute
Fresh Meat
I wish I could be overwhelmed by waves, by flames, by the crumpling of all eternity to explain pass by the qhole thinga are totaĺt deareuxtion.
TwiztidBitch
Mommy's with the maggots now <3
I wonder if any of them drowned? We need answers! 😂
Thank you water for putting that screaming to an end.
djdeeds
Constantly laughing at the world
Then the boat caught a shark
Smokey_Felton
Victor of Hades
This is a scam that a lot of parasail company's run, they are actually commercial fisherman operating under false pretenses. They give you the experience, then at the end of the flight, they dip you into the drink and troll for Great Whites and Bulls.
It's a well-known fact that vaginas act like parachutes when they hit the water.
Make sure you film it and have someone upload it to Goregrish.
Ripcord97
AKA Conan
All fun and games until you find yourself strapped to Susie and Sally Nonswimmer.
1fktmind
The meaning of life is that it stops.
Any aftermath? Pretty sure this is not survivable.
Theseus
King Of Athens
Just carry a decent fixed blade with you. I’m sure you could cut the harness before going totally under. Or not and probably die lol.
“Aggghhh, Aggghhh, Aggghhh…”
then
“Blub, Blub, Blub…”
then
“Blub, Blub, Blub…”
holy fk that's the first clip in here to give me anxiety
Are you sure the effects of your cannabis have not simply worn off? Maybe you just need a bowl hit.
They all survived.
...That'll stop the stupid screaming...
