Serious How do you think you'll die

[Ratte]

I always wonder if other people think about death as much as I do. I have had a lot of health problems and a few near misses most of which were technically self-inflicted agony. Of course, like everyone else, I would like to just go to sleep and slip into the abyss with no fear or pain. But then my mind makes even that sound like not such a great thing because someone is going to find me, and my family is going to have to widdle my life down to a shoebox of sentimental things. I really want to apologize in advance for all the dildos. But I am pretty sure I'll die from cancer or quite possibly end up with dementia due to the prescription drugs I take. I know smoking causes cancer but so does half the stuff they sell as food in Walmart. I kind of wished I had a clue so I could "go missing" and slip off into some place beautiful and remote so my family could hope instead of the exceptionally painful grief of those left behind after someone decides to remove themselves from the census.

This isn't suicidal idealization or a cry for help I have always been this way even as a kid.

So my questions are... How do you think you'll die, Have you almost died (story time, pictures even better this is GG after all,) and how would you prefer to die?

train track as method of death and as for have I almost died? Yes, I od'd a few years ago and came close to killing my liver, was in hospital for a week due to non stop vomiting for about 18hrs(literally nonstop, just kept going and fucking going; long past my last little bit of bile) and they had me on some drug that pulled all the shit out of me and let me piss it out, had 2 or 3 blood tests per day with one being drawn directly from the artery for some weird test (hurts like fuck) and I also od'd another time on a drug called baclofen I think it's called, I took a fuck load of tablets (not sure of the mgs of baclofen but I think the bottle had about 50-100 pills) I fell into a coma for like 4 days(not sure if it was a coma or not but whatever; definitely blacked the fuck out) and when I woke up I was covered in piss, freezing cold, dehydrated to the point that breathing was almost agony(legit; I have a pretty decent tolerance for pain; it was horrible) and I kept making the weirdest sounds when I would inhale and exhale, I've never heard anything like it before or since, it was really weird, and I reckon if I had of slept for one or 2 more days I probably would have died

 

[Graziani]

Car accident, high speed

 

[Cold Ethyl]

Work or home will.give.me a massive heart attack

 

[GenericMale]

Knowing my luck a piano will fall on my head and kill me right after I get my shit together

 

[Mark328]

Diabetes

 

[TexasMassacre]

Either by a heart attack or I go out on my own terms

 

[D.O.A.]

How do you think you'll die

The same way I was born.
Naked, screaming and covered in blood.

 

[katelyn-b]

probably hanging myself

 

[no one special]

Self immolation

 

[IkeaPsyco]

Well with my luck....in agony or some freak thing. How i want to....to be frank by my own or husbands hand before i get too old.

Have instructed people to kill me if i ever get dementia....if its too late for doing it myself.

And I will off myself with an "exit bag or suicide bag" and helium. Its a good calm and dignified death. Im too much of a vagina to die violently.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

You won't do it. This is a cry for help.

@Nathan Powell ooo dang, called out. Now you have to do it.

 

[Choppy]

@Nathan Powell ooo dang, called out. Now you have to do it.

Yeah

 

[Milfhunter]

Murdered of sandmonkeys cus they r insane victims of the lord of the sand god. Well I live in Absurdistan too. The nation of worship the sandy Dick.

 

[MUTT_GUTT]

Suicide, probably

 

[jimmyray131]

Probably in the middle of nowhere camping. Enjoying my time. Have a good dinner by the fire. Lay back, chill out, few swigs of whiskey or rum, and the heart just gives out on me. Well that would be the ideal way.

Knowing life though and since its happen more than once in my family a car crash of some sort that will do it. Alcohol related tomfoolery.

 

[RD81]

train track as method of death and as for have I almost died? Yes, I od'd a few years ago and came close to killing my liver, was in hospital for a week due to non stop vomiting for about 18hrs(literally nonstop, just kept going and fucking going; long past my last little bit of bile) and they had me on some drug that pulled all the shit out of me and let me piss it out, had 2 or 3 blood tests per day with one being drawn directly from the artery for some weird test (hurts like fuck) and I also od'd another time on a drug called baclofen I think it's called, I took a fuck load of tablets (not sure of the mgs of baclofen but I think the bottle had about 50-100 pills) I fell into a coma for like 4 days(not sure if it was a coma or not but whatever; definitely blacked the fuck out) and when I woke up I was covered in piss, freezing cold, dehydrated to the point that breathing was almost agony(legit; I have a pretty decent tolerance for pain; it was horrible) and I kept making the weirdest sounds when I would inhale and exhale, I've never heard anything like it before or since, it was really weird, and I reckon if I had of slept for one or 2 more days I probably would have died

Damn... just damn.

 

[methedup77]

Probably cancer or emphysema

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Probably in the middle of nowhere camping. Enjoying my time. Have a good dinner by the fire. Lay back, chill out, few swigs of whiskey or rum, and the heart just gives out on me. Well that would be the ideal way.

Knowing life though and since its happen more than once in my family a car crash of some sort that will do it. Alcohol related tomfoolery.

Nah you started off on the right foot. Middle of nowhere camping. Laying back chilling out. Mother Bear enters your tent, grabs you by the skull and pulls you out devouring your flesh while you bellow out earth shattering screams of nothingness

 

[xoxharley250]

Probably lung or throat cancer.

 

[Rick7891]

binge watching vids on here while drunk, pass out, and never wake up.

 

[girl101]

Probably by suicide. Since I have nothing to live. My life. Is pretty much over. I might as welll be dead.