How would you try and prevent a suicide-jumper from leaping?

[Grand Mal Caesar]

I would use reverse psychology and tell them to jump.

 

[Preacher]

I would use reverse psychology and tell them to jump.

That works.

 

[Milfhunter]

Why bother

 

[weedman0420]

 

[steroidtulip]

Put a massive trampoline under them 20 minutes flipping on that bad boy and all thier worries will be forgotten

 

[D.O.A.]

 

[lechmich]

I'd try to draft a quickie will for them with a very well known beneficiary to me, then give them a shove.

 

[Darkwing87]

Here’s Rick James’ suicide-prevention method - to talk someone down from a ledge:

I’ll start by doing a traditional/cheezy “don’t jump, your life can change” talk, and then out of nowhere I, the negotiator, pull down my pants and starts masturbating, while looking the jumper dead in the eye. Without saying anything. The jumper is going to be like, “what the fuck man?”… and while the dude is watching me - i mean the Negatiator - wackin’ it, someone creeps up behind him and grabs him.

What would your guys’ strategies be to get a suicidal person in custody? Or techniques to talk them down.

I probably wouldn't, it's their life to end for their own reasons

 

[fromHELL]

make them watch a step by stepper on meat loaf. tell them whats in the bowl and not in the oven is what they will do in their life and death. worthless. you gotta tell them in orfer to survive life they gotta be cooked for someones christmas dinner. they happily play in traffic on new years day and die. they will have a smile on their fact because they actually did something with their lives and made others happy. we will be happy too because it will be mean more content for us to watch

so suicide is the right answer...

right?

oops..

 

[Kneeler Plz]

Tell them. That Trump won.

 

[tewteks187]

Push em

 

[gromitkid84]

Push them myself

And commit murder? You’d throw your life away for someone you don’t even know just because you didn’t have the patience to wait for them to jump? Seems quite ignorant.

Offer to blow them if they get down?

That’s gay.

 

[Toddler Terminator]

Call them a wuss

 

[DisembowldUnicorn]

I'd let them know that Jesus loves them, that they have a purpose, and dying gives them no more chances at another tomorrow to make things right..

 

[Otis Driftwood]

Stall as long as I can while some first responders put the cushion where he's gonna land. Simple, you know. The fewer steps involved, the harder it is to fuck up.

 

[Too$hort]

That’s my awesome president right there. Out there going for walks… smelling chicks hair… giving hugs for too long…

Damn strait I’ll be voting for him in 2 novembers. As long as he’s still alive.

Fucking A , I hope he gets in , I'm riding with Biden. I just wanna smoke crack with hunter , fuck high dollar hookers and make shady deals selling acess to my chad dad president . I love my Banana republic, lol I'm super stoked that I'm too old to get drafted now , which is funny because I'm litteraly in the best shape of my life. Lol imagine getting drafted and having to fight along side some tranny on hormones and SSRI meds ? Fucking lol.

 

[HG]

What would your guys’ strategies be to get a suicidal person in custody? Or techniques to talk them down.

i would encourage them to jump - then push you right underneath them before they smashed into the concrete - dw tho - id have 25 people recording it from various angles - id pick the top 5 clips and post them online forever...

oh, and id film myself sticking a banana up your arse once you were flat...

id post that also...

 

[Rick James]

i would encourage them to jump - then push you right underneath them before they smashed into the concrete - dw tho - id have 25 people recording it from various angles - id pick the top 5 clips and post them online forever...

oh, and id film myself sticking a banana up your arse once you were flat...

id post that also...

I knew you’d be doing something with my asshole.

 

[mrln]

maybe id push him so he doesnt need to jump.
i like to help people ya know.

 

[hedgerow]

i'd try reverse psychology and tell him to go ahead and jump..."bet you're too chicken to jump", lines like that