Warning: Children How'd The Baby Get There

[Monkman777]

 

[djdeeds]

Poor baby seemed upset to get removed from all the filthy rags and bird shit up there.

 

[DokraOwl]

The baby probably had just hatched from an egg a negligent stork laid on the roof.

 

[djdeeds]

The baby probably had just hatched from an egg a negligent stork laid on the roof.

I was thinking about the stork delivery I don't think they actually land in such shitholes they just drop the kid on the roof and leave.

 

[CunningLinguist]

Baby daddy was a Michael Jackson fan

 

[lovestruck]

Such a terrible ending.

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

Children drain parent's energy so much. It's unbelievably difficult to keep after those little malfunctioning robots 24/7. Toddlers can do some very whacky things...

 

[Flatus Tube]

Ghost granny took the baby, but then realised it had just filled its nappy with turd. So returned it rather quickly to an impromptu spot.

 

[dudebroseph]

Happy ending 😟

 

[MysteriousKittyClaws]

I wonder where the woman who birthed this baby was. And how did he get there.🤔

 

[rottenfresh]

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Fucking clout chasing baby...

 

[Wahnfred]

At least they took care of it

 

[wiggins]

The baby probably had just hatched from an egg a negligent stork laid on the roof.

Yes! It's the only thing that makes sense...

 

[DokraOwl]

I was thinking about the stork delivery I don't think they actually land in such shitholes they just drop the kid on the roof and leave.

I remember reading somewhere that in China the stork just drops Chinese people already fully grown from the sky in metal cages which land haphazardly throughout the country. The population of China is made up of those who survive the landing.

 

[Harumph]

I don't get it. The kid was only doing his job plugging up a leak in that roof with his belly! Make up your minds! Do you want child labor or not?