"I Hate Being A Pretty Girl"

[zinfandel]

"I hate being a pretty girl".

yeah...me too...(said in a dead, expressionless voice)

 

[R a n d o m]

This is a picture of a starving mother burying her dead child, your argument is invalid.

PS. OP should just stop showering and using makeup, problem solved. .DS

 

[dankhead]

TL;DR:
Girl is pretty. People like pretty girls. She has advantages in life. Gets free stuff all the time. Hates it. Get all jobs she want. Doesn't have to work, cause she's there for eye candy. Full salary. She hates it. Wants to be ugly, to experience life differently. Men want just want the pussy and nothing else. Friends are hard to get, though she has tons. She hates it.

Boo hoo?

I was going to read it, but when i scrolled just for the tl;dr, my glaucoma said pass man, just pass and grab a spliff to help the glaucoma.

My bad EvilHomer, i posted this without noticing you did tl;dr.

 

[Wanky]

Whatever! Try being unpretty, almost 35 and never a single date in your life. Id give one of my legs to be you.

 

[dankhead]

Whatever! Try being unpretty, almost 35 and never a single date in your life. Id give one of my legs to be you.

Wanna hang out. Maybe get some coffee or what evs you liek to drink? Hmu.

 

[DAN the MAN]

how the hell can you post a TL;DR wall of text titled "I Hate Being A Pretty Girl" and not post one single picture to back up your story
you can trust us to tell you the truth if your pretty or not

 

[Gramps]

Was I supposed to read this shit? Or is this F/L/H? Just in case it is...

I bet she's a he and that he has cheeto stained fingers... fatty.

 

[Sichard Rimmons]

whistles and hollers when I go to the corner shop in my pyjamas (as does anything with tits)

This is as far as I got. Every time I see some woman bitching about stuff like that or "constantly getting catcalled" or "being called baby" or whatever else, I wonder where the fuck these chicks are going that guys are acting like that. Either I'm a hideous mutant or some people like to tell stories to feel good because I'll tell you what, I have never had these experiences.

Also, to some of you, I believe EvilHomer is a dude lol. He just posted this essay here for whatever reason.

 

[GunXpert]

A pretty girl could always get horrendously fat, then problem solved. She'll know what its like to be loathed. It s superficial world. To the bagel guy, just doing a pretty girl a favor is a small sexual gratification, for men to be in the presence of beauty is uplifting. Yes, its genetic roulette. If someone is beautiful congratulations, you got lucky, be happy and kind. Share your beauty with those less fortunate.

 

[Maniac]

Sulfuric acid shall do the trick.

 

[snatch]

TL;DR:
Girl is pretty. People like pretty girls. She has advantages in life. Gets free stuff all the time. Hates it. Get all jobs she want. Doesn't have to work, cause she's there for eye candy. Full salary. She hates it. Wants to be ugly, to experience life differently. Men want just want the pussy and nothing else. Friends are hard to get, though she has tons. She hates it.

Boo hoo?

I wear stupid hats to avoid these problems plus wearing a sock monkey hat or the like aautomatically, visually knocks dozens of points off my iq so that mixing with "norms" is easier/im more approachable /neither my heart stopping beauty nor my endless font of wit shall keep me from fulfilling my tasks as a distasteful cunt

 

[Fantasic]

I hear acid to the face is detrimental to being "a pretty girl".... Recommended by Muslim women everywhere.

 

[bathorysbitch]

Can't believe I read that shite

 

[Mother of Pearl]

I could make you ugly if you'd like. for free!

 

[shitterofpants]

I hate being pretty too. The wife is always trying to get me to dress down, fuck that.

 

[groovysherrie]

Boo Hoo...must be rough being so damned pretty. Oh the injustice of beauty. That made me want to vomit!

 

[shitterofpants]

Unless they're s big animal lover, most folks don't like me.

 

[Sammie]

I'm relatively sure that people dont come here for edification.

 

[Ode]

Cry me a fuckin river, you're the British skank who decides to wear a fuck ton of make up and dress like a slut.. get over yourself, i cant tell youre inexperienced by the way you think everyone is sincere.. let me tell you something.. people are fake, theyre shallow, theyre selfish.. so most of those compliments you get are either social bullshit or have a motive behind it.. if you wanna choose to dwell in the adult pretend time that is society thats up to you but ppl come here to get away from idiots like you.. as you fucktards would say, stop being a twat..

 

[D.N.R.]

Cry me a fuckin river, you're the British skank who decides to wear a fuck ton of make up and dress like a slut.. get over yourself, i cant tell youre inexperienced by the way you think everyone is sincere.. let me tell you something.. people are fake, theyre shallow, theyre selfish.. so most of those compliments you get are either social bullshit or have a motive behind it.. if you wanna choose to dwell in the adult pretend time that is society thats up to you but ppl come here to get away from idiots like you.. as you fucktards would say, stop being a twat..

You seem angry.