"I Hate Being A Pretty Girl"

[Bill Murray]

Yeeessssss..... And it's Tylon, thank you very much. And also, dad and I have already surmised that the reason she fell into the black crowd was because of her skin condition and how white people looked at her...

That’s unfortunate. Do tylon’s fellow gang members treat her ok?

Tylon is a weird name, sounds like a toxic chemical……”everyone stay clear of the DuPont plant, there’s been a massive Tylon leak”.

 

[Bill Murray]

Haha.. that was an old party joke decades ago. Someone brought in a plate of sandwiches/hotdogs and did offer it to the female guests.

Wasn’t it a gag in an 80s movie?

 

[McM]

Wasn’t it a gag in an 80s movie?

I really don't know. I remember one of the older brothers recommended us this joke as teenagers.

 

[Bill Murray]

I really don't know. I remember one of the older brothers recommended us this joke as teenagers.

Batchelor Party, 1984

 

[McM]

Batchelor Party, 1984

My buddy Trinny did this in summer '78 or '79 in front of girls sitting on a couch, he was the expert for dirty shit and stuff.

 

[Bill Murray]

Tylon is a weird name, sounds like a toxic chemical……”everyone stay clear of the DuPont plant, there’s been a massive Tylon leak”.

I wasn’t far off…..

@Xena1966, maybe he’s part of the Stanley tool empire, your son in law could be rich!

 

[Xena1966]

That’s unfortunate. Do tylon’s fellow gang members treat her ok?

Tylon is a weird name, sounds like a toxic chemical……”everyone stay clear of the DuPont plant, there’s been a massive Tylon leak”.

Yeah, he's pretty toxic for her, but like huffing, she's addicted now. And he's the daddy, of course. Strong roots entwined when that happens... His mom watches tyke when youngest goes to work. (She use to be a nurse, now she stays home until she feels the need to go to.... tmi). Youngest had a bit of a tangle with Tylon's sister. They don't agree on things... Other than that, Tylon's dad is pretty cool... Overall.... like, OVERALL, they are a good family..... Soap opera....but a tight knit family..

 

[mrln]

If you're talking about my daughter, yes. She has outer beauty even with spots, and her heart is amazing... But I was talking about this stranger I saw. I thought she was model perfect, even. I'm not gay by any means, but she was absolutely beautuful... UNTIL.... she wrinkled her nose up at my daughter. Like, doing 0 to 60, she became the ugliest person I had ever beheld... that quick...

how tall are you?

 

[Cauntsniff]

how tall are you?

Im 5ft 4"......... 5ft 4" ? I didnt know they stacked shit that high !!! 😂😂😂

 

[migaSS]

tl. ligeglad

det er derfor, der er feminisme, ingen verdensfred og sultende børn

hahaha.. thanks

 

[IronHide_52]

-------TL;DR

 

[DropOfVenom]

I did not read it all but enough to get the point. Yes I agree, it sucks to be pretty more often than not.

 

[Xena1966]

I did not read it all but enough to get the point. Yes I agree, it sucks to be pretty more often than not.

That's exactly the same as that ancient theory, "Money can't buy you happiness". I call bullshit on every bit of this...

 

[Venture _Capitalist]

the only thing worse than being a pretty girl is not being a pretty girl

 

[ilovedurian]

Based on the title, you’re probably ugly.

 

[Gorishjojo]

I’m a girl, I’m gonna say she’s over compensating on her beauty, this happens to most of us, most guys are trying to get a piece of ass 🍑 and this is their go to move lol learn that and use it to your advantage!!! Lol or turn into a Nun 🙏 don’t cry 😭 me a river about it!!!

 

[Damo0666™️]

Why do people keep resurrecting this thread

 

[Gorishjojo]

Why do people keep resurrecting this thread

So I will kill myself earlier lol 💀💀💀

 

[MysteryTraveler]

This is a gore site, right?

 

[Monster138]

Jesus, came to wank to naked dead girls, and this novel showed up. Gotta trim the fat for people to read all of it.