animals I piss my pants every time I hear this - Monkey rips a woman's face off - friend demands SHOOT IT ! LOL

[djdeeds]

Some of the funniest shit I ever heard can't make it up.

 

[Jizdrop1]

"Who's killing your friend"? "The Chimp" LOlz i bet that call operator thought she was having a laugh. I'd have asked "So the the chimps got a gun" Any how going off the size of that gaff it's another case of more money than sense. Thanks for the bump i forgot about this.

EDIT= ohh that was fucking great fun listening to her.

 

[Nobbler]

Who has an adult chimp as a pet, did she expect it to be like a human lol, it did chimp stuff and now its dead, stupid woman.

 

[djdeeds]

"Who's killing your friend"? "The Chimp" LOlz i bet that call operator thought she was having a laugh. I'd have asked "So the the chimps got a gun" Any how going off the size of that gaff it's another case of more money than sense. Thanks for the bump i forgot about this.

EDIT= ohh that was fucking great fun listening to her.

I like the bit where she says hysterically "It's not dead" the phone operator says really sympathetically "Everything will be alright, they'll continue to keep shooting it until it's dead OK" LMFAO

 

[Dr Deacon]

That house looks like a right shithole too.
Feel sorry for the chimp. RIP monkey, now in hevun wiv da angles and Jade Goody 🙏🏻

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

So that's what happened to Michael Jackson's face

 

[Zelzy]

Rip chimp

 

[Milfhunter]

Stop eating bananas i guess.

 

[Flatus Tube]

If she just said “a black male” instead of “my chimp” the police would have responded in half the time 😂.

 

[Jeffroush56]

Some of the funniest shit I ever heard can't make it up.

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BTW. A chimp is not a monkey, it's an ape

 

[Russellmark11]

The monkey realized he was living with poor white trash and became angry.

 

[Chank]

Poor fucking monkey, all it wanted was a new pair of Nike trainers and a Mango.

 

[dwdays]

It’s a great story of silliness and monkeyshines.

 

[wiggins]

BTW. A chimp is not a monkey, it's an ape

If it jumps around in trees its a monkey and if it splashes around in water it's a fish...

 

[ISRAEL KEYES]

Some of the funniest shit I ever heard can't make it up.

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Those God damn Monkeys 😭

 

[Fry_Swatter]

...This is what all of you liberal white cunts sound like trying to live with niggers...

 

[SJW-Snowflake❄️]

...This is what all of you liberal white cunts sound like trying to live with niggers...

Hey!!! That's not very nice. Funny, but not nice. 🤣

 

[NoConvexity]

Why the fuck would have a chimp.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Why the fuck would have a chimp.

As a farmhand, tending to chores, etc.

Oh you meant why have a chimpanzee.

 

[wiggins]

As a farmhand, tending to chores, etc.

Oh you meant why have a chimpanzee.

I was about to say 'to pick cotton' but you beat me to it!

Childless people like chimps as they are 'so cute' when young and are the perfect child substitue. When they mature, especially the males, they are more dangerous by far than an unarmed adult male athlete. They have different tendon attachment points to humans and fast twitch muscles I believe so can exert greater leverage on their limbs and move and act quickly. They also have very strong jaws and dentition that works very well.

And they go for the face, fingers and genitals with those same teeth. And they can access all that madness strength that humans can only do in dire emergencies.

In short they are vicious little cunts. Not pets.