animals I piss my pants every time I hear this - Monkey rips a woman's face off - friend demands SHOOT IT ! LOL (3 Viewers)

[District99]

Holy chimpfuck, gotta be the best 911 call ever

 

[Dr Deacon]

The chimp's family called, they want compensation for animal cruelty.

 

[Dolly]

I've never heard that before is it the Charla Nash case? That was a very distressing call, but what an idiot keeps a chimp as a pet.

 

[Dr Deacon]

I've never heard that before is it the Charla Nash case? That was a very distressing call, but what an idiot keeps a chimp as a pet.

Yes it is, Feb 2009.

"Paramedics noted she had lost 9 fingers, nose, eyes, lips, and mid-face bone structure and received significant brain tissue injuries. Doctors removed chimpanzee hair and teeth that had been embedded into her bones and reattached her jaw, but announced on April 7, 2009, that Nash would be blind for life."

 

[hedgerow]

hanging around wild chimps is almost as dangerous as hanging around blacks

 

[TonyBliar]

Some of the funniest shit I ever heard can't make it up.

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Youve got a weiny wiener havent you gaylord.

 

[poetik2426]

Some of the funniest shit I ever heard can't make it up.

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I mourn the chimp and piss on the human.

 

[djdeeds]

Youve got a weiny wiener havent you gaylord.

who hurt you?