accident Idiot Trying To Light Fireworks Gets Mown Down.

[Foreskin Goblin]

Stupid idiot thought it a grand idea to set off as wrapped bundle of fireworks, not in his yard, oh no...
in the middle of a busy road.
First time not all ignite, so he trots back to relight them - a car soon puts an end to his fun.
Darwin? eat your heart out.

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I just.... he was FUCKING LOOKING THAT WAY..... he was looking right at it, whatd he think the headlights were fucking angels? Is he part deer? He better have been on drugs or drunk or smthn, if not holy shit ive seen more intelligent dogs.

 

[freebsd]

Damn that didn't even stop when it hit him lol

I guess you missed how dangerous stopping on that road is.

 

[Zargon the great]

The Chinese discovered gunpowder.

 

[$late90]

Stupid idiot thought it a grand idea to set off as wrapped bundle of fireworks, not in his yard, oh no...
in the middle of a busy road.
First time not all ignite, so he trots back to relight them - a car soon puts an end to his fun.
Darwin? eat your heart out.

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😆 🤣 😂 that's amazing well done

 

[Clam]

Stupid idiot thought it a grand idea to set off as wrapped bundle of fireworks, not in his yard, oh no...
in the middle of a busy road.
First time not all ignite, so he trots back to relight them - a car soon puts an end to his fun.
Darwin? eat your heart out.

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Poor Sparky never had a chance .