movies If Gorgrish made a movie

[Punisher_1]

Granted the lack of talent is clear on this one but forum monkeys high on any number of drugs and porn addictions could probably produce this.
I also clearly see the characters easily being forum members

For your viewing pleasure, I give you,

Crackcoon

 

[DokraOwl]

Who ever thought of the title for this movie deserves an oscar.

 

[j.f.🔎]

Some Hollywood director saw Cocaine Bear and remembered the script they previously canned I see.

 

[stillbody]

I was thinking this kind of Crack Coon, but ok, I get it.

 

[Jizdrop1]

Bet that's a laugh when you've had 10 cans.

 

[DokraOwl]

Some Hollywood director saw Cocaine Bear and remembered the script they previously canned I see.

Cocaine Bear was so horrible in every conceivable way that I cannot imagine there is a worse script.

Given a choice between Cocain Bear and Crackoon, I choose Crackcoon simply because the title is more hillarious and it was thought up by a bunch of retards in a trailer park instead of by a major motion picture studio with a multi-million dollar budget.

The fact that these two movies exist at basically the same entertainment level should be an embarrassment to whoever the fuck thought Cocaine Bear needed to be made with a budget of more than $10, as clearly a plush raccoon and some college kids with a camcorder could make the same movie.

 

[j.f.🔎]

Cocaine Bear was so horrible in every conceivable way that I cannot imagine there is a worse script.

Given a choice between Cocain Bear and Crackoon, I choose Crackcoon simply because the title is more hillarious and it was thought up by a bunch of retards in a trailer park instead of by a major motion picture studio with a multi-million dollar budget.

The fact that these two movies exist at basically the same entertainment level should be an embarrassment to whoever the fuck thought Cocaine Bear needed to be made with a budget of more than $10, as clearly a plush raccoon and some college kids with a camcorder could make the same movie.

Cocaine Bear did have Ray Liotta in it, so he probably got 8 of the 10.