If you ran for office what policies would you enact?

[wetdry]

Let me start:

I would cut all federal funding to college institutions, planned parenthood, sex change operations, and weapons manufacturers.

I would enact legislation that would force all religious institutions to pay taxes to the federal government.

Anti-immigration enforcement would ramp up into overdrive.

I would give a monthly check that ranges from 2,000 to 5,000 dollars to all veterans. The amount would depend upon their income status or injuries sustained.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Prima nocta

 

[DokraOwl]

I have a number of plans, each written on a piece of paper and pulled at random from a hat to be implemented in whatever order they are pulled out:

1. The launching of all nukes into Antarctica to melt the ice and flood the globe drowning everyone but for the select few on ships who will have to live in a real life version of Water World.

2. Free universal federally subsidized community college for all high school graduates.

3. Dedicating 100% of the nation's GDP, substantial IMF loans, and mass conscription of able bodied citizens in a comprehensive multi-decade search for Big Foot.

4. Makeing any capital gains from the selling of precious metals exempt from income tax.

5. The moon is to be colonized and used as a penal colony. Thieves, murderers, and prostitutes will make up the original settler population and will set about toiling in the dust building the first lunar city - Lunyvile.

6. Free fishing licences for children 12 and under.

 

[Jack_Bauer]

The Purge, not once but twice a year.

 

[Jack_Bauer]

I have a number of plans, each written on a piece of paper and pulled at random from a hat to be implemented in whatever order they are pulled out:

1. The launching of all nukes into Antarctica to melt the ice and flood the globe drowning everyone but for the select few on ships who will have to live in a real life version of Water World.

2. Free universal federally subsidized community college for all high school graduates.

3. Dedicating 100% of the nation's GDP, substantial IMF loans, and mass conscription of able bodied citizens in a comprehensive multi-decade search for Big Foot.

4. Makeing any capital gains from the selling of precious metals exempt from income tax.

5. The moon is to be colonized and used as a penal colony. Thieves, murderers, and prostitutes will make up the original settler population and will set about toiling in the dust building the first lunar city - Lunyvile.

6. Free fishing licences for children 12 and under.

Spending all of our money on a search for Bigfoot is a bit ridiculous but everything else is a great idea. Especially the WaterWorld part. I do love me some WaterWorld.

 

[Smokinrav]

The Goregrish saves the world thread. Let me grab my popcorn and some good shrooms and watch this dumbshit flow down the wall. Watching stupid people thinking they're smart is the best kind of funny.

 

[that613guy]

Federal legalization of cannabis
Higher walls along the border
Sharks with lasers patrolling the oceans
Cut straight to it and go door to door checking papers and your either legal and stay or to the back of the van ya go
All convicted pedos are immediately castrated

This is fun. I got a lot of em 😆

 

[Ramres]

Let me start:

I would cut all federal funding to college institutions, planned parenthood, sex change operations, and weapons manufacturers.

I would enact legislation that would force all religious institutions to pay taxes to the federal government.

Anti-immigration enforcement would ramp up into overdrive.

I would give a monthly check that ranges from 2,000 to 5,000 dollars to all veterans. The amount would depend upon their income status or injuries sustained.

Same. Put college money into trade schools. Weapons manufacturers are also nearly useless now. If you make more ghost gun sanctuaries like a lot of states in the south, people will manufacture more guns with 3-D printing. It's already pretty rampant, and it's great.

And immigration would be fully off the books until further notice. Until illegals are sorted out. If they want in faster, go ahead and kill human illegal traffickers from the outside first. Give me their heads or names and places and I'll personally walk you in for a shiny new green card.

 

[mrln]

abolish corporate lobbyists,or heavily regulate them
term limits for all politicians
make politicians held accountable for their corruptness

 

[prettycorpse]

 

[Chief Queef]

I'd make Caligula blush...

 

[nimblefingers]

Anti emancipation law. Get the niggers back in chains and under the whip.

Carpet bomb every sand nigger city.

Designate Africa as a universal nigger hunting park. Kill as many as you want over there.

Manipulate Pakistan and India into a mutual destruction war.

 

[Smooby]

The Goregrish saves the world thread. Let me grab my popcorn and some good shrooms and watch this dumbshit flow down the wall. Watching stupid people thinking they're smart is the best kind of funny.

Public executions starting with this fkr^