bizarre Imam says Florida will become Muslim and prays for an Islamic victory in America.

[Clam]

 

[igotyour40acres]

Did you know Imam means sucker of white cocks in Latin?

 

[wiggins]

Did you know Imam means sucker of white cocks in Latin?

Jesus man, don't tell my wife. She thinks I go to the mosque each saturday because I've found God...

 

[lovestruck]

Not being about to drink, eat pork, and pray on a rug 3 times a day. Try selling that to Americans.

 

[Jenny]

Not being about to drink, eat pork, and pray on a rug 3 times a day. Try selling that to Americans.

* 5 times a day they are supposed to pray

 

[CunningLinguist]

I'm a little disappointed. I was expecting him to explode.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Will never happen. Florida is where the midwestern christian white folk go to retire and die. They’ll never be Muslim.

 

[djdeeds]

Put this magic psycho genie back in its bottle and throw it back into the sea!

 

[Chief Queef]

Florida, huh? That's a hell of a state to try that in. Good luck, Abdullah...

 

[Infidel Castro]

You might have gotten poor Britain, but Florida is NOT happening.

 

[Clendenon]

It's possible. The Bible says that if you don't believe the truth you will believe the lie.

 

[JG Ballard]

'Christianity Today' Announces It Has Converted To Islam

CAROL STREAM, IL — Long-running religious magazine and online publication Christianity Today announced on Friday that it had converted to Islam.

babylonbee.com

 

[GrizzlyRazorblades]

lol! You think all those Catholic Cubans are going to put up with that shit?

 

[JohnnyH]

Not being about to drink, eat pork, and pray on a rug 3 times a day. Try selling that to Americans.

5 times mate.

 

[Smokinrav]

'Christianity Today' Announces It Has Converted To Islam

CAROL STREAM, IL — Long-running religious magazine and online publication Christianity Today announced on Friday that it had converted to Islam.

babylonbee.com

That's Onion worthy funny. More so cuz my ex used to subscribe to that rag, and I had to bring it to her every month. Week? Fuck, it seemed like every week...

 

[Shaitan Al Tawakoni]

It's possible. The Bible says that if you don't believe the truth you will believe the lie.

So, some other bronze age mysticism is the benchmark now? Same bullshit, different book.