Funny Indian Military Parade

[Deleted member 42069lol]

 

[CunningLinguist]

Great video with great music! I especially like the way it starts off, with guys twirling around on axles that are apparently shoved up their asses.

 

[DokraOwl]

Now with more appropriate music:

 

[Deleted member 452804]

You guys just keep recycling old videos. Give us something with the recent 250th anniversary for the continental army.

I'll supply appropriate music ... her is a suggestion

 

[djdeeds]

Now with more appropriate music:
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So much better I like how the guys on the bike give the man on the pole a little bit of a spin periodically to keep the illusion going.

 

[GuanoLoco]

I think that was the trump birthday parade...

 

[Deleted member 452804]

I think that was the trump birthday parade...

naah bruv even in India we know it was your continental army anniversary. Your parades just suck objectively its fact. First step to getting better is admitting it.

 

[Tottie]

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😂 cirque de Gandhi

 

[djdeeds]

I think that was the trump birthday parade...

It actually wasn't a Birthday parade it was to celebrate United States veterans and active duty service members. Left leaning media like to play with words to diminish the significance of it and to tarnish Trump's reputation, trying to persuade people into believing it was Trump being indulgent on his Birthday rather than report it for what it actually was , him honoring those who make sacrifice for country.

 

[GuanoLoco]

It actually wasn't a Birthday parade it was to celebrate United States veterans and active duty service members. Left leaning media like to play with words to diminish the significance of it and to tarnish Trump's reputation, trying to persuade people into believing it was Trump being indulgent on his Birthday rather than report it for what it actually was , him honoring those who make sacrifice for country.

Guaranteed that none of that would have happened if it did not fall on his birthday. So yea, it was a birthday parade.

 

[wiggins]

India is well on the way to becoming the next super power.

They have the A bomb and they make great curry.

And put on a kick arse parade. Who doesn't like the illustrious 'spinning Rogans' precision motor bike attack teams? I mean, not even the US Navy SEALs have that...

 

[Deleted member 452804]

I mean many Indians don't have pretensions on becoming superpower. We have a long way to go and the folks in west are not exactly appreciative of anything threatening their hegemony.

Superpower implies we will have to overtake USA and it will require competing in a adversarial way which is frankly not on our cards. Historically US and India have potential to be better partners and exchange can be mutually beneficial. India stands as bulwark against global communism advancing even deeper in Asia, against Islamism. We lowkey respect US constitutionalism. gun rights , and it's innovation. Only thing that is indispensable is respect. I don't think folks in India will bend over and let US have the country as a military base like they did in Pakistan. There is a long way to go before that kind of exchange but i think it can come in this century.

But for gods sake stop having your folks waving in the military parades. Leave it to the civilians in attendance.

Also, have your helicopters doing flybys release colourful smoke in the colours of your flag or some shizzz to make it more appealing to the audience. Maybe start displaying some cool shit like long range mobile ICBMs and models of submarines and all the cool military stuff you guys have that is all public knowledge yet not available freely to your own citizens?

Have a separate section to celebrate the history or culture of each indestructible US state as a part of the indestructible federation. Like I dunno a route 66 theme, a Texaco theme, a continental railway theme , maybe a bit of Hawaiian hula hu dance, some Indian tribal peace pipes and US marshal stuff, a robotic Bison for Wyoming or something... dunno you guys figure it out. Make it fun and informative.

We can forgive the poor marching maybe because you don't really teach that maybe and it's outdated according to the scientifically driven US military of today.

Also. maybe have more generals and smartly dressed servicemembers and veterans in the first row along with the president instead of a bunch of bureaucrats and pencil pushers next time? Maybe distribute free hotdogs to the citizens attending to make it worth their while? Dunno a lot can be done otherwise your parades will be third rate compared to your national pastimes like NFL/Nascar or rioting and the like and will never have attendance or positive worldwide attention even from adversaries or media.

 

[djdeeds]

India is well on the way to becoming the next super power.

They have the A bomb and they make great curry.

And put on a kick arse parade. Who doesn't like the illustrious 'spinning Rogans' precision motor bike attack teams? I mean, not even the US Navy SEALs have that...

The irony of having "Bomb" and "Great Curry" in the same sentence cos we all know an explosion ensues!

 

[Deleted member 452804]

The irony of having "Bomb" and "Great Curry" in the same sentence cos we all know an explosion ensues!

maaann you guys incorrigible ... Indian food is not bad at all especially home cooked food. It's the kind that foreigners eat or the dirt cheap "fast food" that the nazi wannabe clout chasers publicize that people only eat when they are in dire straits or plain broke that you guys target. It's like saying US military bad coz Bradley Manning.

 

[djdeeds]

maaann you guys incorrigible ... Indian food is not bad at all especially home cooked food. It's the kind that foreigners eat or the dirt cheap "fast food" that the nazi wannabe clout chasers publicize that people only eat when they are in dire straits or plain broke that you guys target. It's like saying US military bad coz Bradley Manning.

What the fuck are you on about mate? relax, it's a hot curry shit explosion joke ... juvenile yes ... but a joke you sad cunt!

 

[Deleted member 452804]

What the fuck are you on about mate? relax, it's a hot curry shit explosion joke ... juvenile yes ... but a joke you sad cunt!

i just had dinner it's bad if Annapurna allows me to let this slight go unanswered ... anyways may your endeavours be fruitful and your steps towards them unwavering since you coddled me sentiments

 

[Deleted User 201666]

What a shit race

 

[warhorse@1979]

I bet they actually go into battle like that….

 

[Deleted member 452804]

I bet they actually go into battle like that….

We don't really go to war with anyone. The civilian leadership is not fucked in the head or routinely aggressive like in US(not that it's a bad thing,occasionally).

Last war we chose to have was in 1971 and that was to liberate Bengali people from oppression(did not turn out too well for us in retrospect).

Most wars we fighting are with hunger, poverty, lack of education, secularists, Islamism, and homegrown communists or anarchists or folks who want to build false narratives of history that minimise role of Hindu kingdoms.

I would love for us to have a decisive war with Pakistan someday though but I feel the US(and it's NATO allies like Turkey) won't exactly let that happen and our civilian leadership is not up to it at present to open a three front war with Bangladesh,China and Pakistan.

Believe you me any war we fight will have all three ganging up. Only folks i guess who are worthy of emulating in our neighbourhood are the monks of Burma and their military which serves the national interest and maintains discipline and ethos enforced by the Buddhist monks there.

 

[djdeeds]

We don't really go to war with anyone. The civilian leadership is not fucked in the head or routinely aggressive like in US(not that it's a bad thing,occasionally).

Last war we chose to have was in 1971 and that was to liberate Bengali people from oppression(did not turn out too well for us in retrospect).

Most wars we fighting are with hunger, poverty, lack of education, secularists, Islamism, and homegrown communists or anarchists or folks who want to build false narratives of history that minimise role of Hindu kingdoms.

I would love for us to have a decisive war with Pakistan someday though but I feel the US(and it's NATO allies like Turkey) won't exactly let that happen and our civilian leadership is not up to it at present to open a three front war with Bangladesh,China and Pakistan.

Believe you me any war we fight will have all three ganging up. Only folks i guess who are worthy of emulating in our neighbourhood are the monks of Burma and their military which serves the national interest and maintains discipline and ethos enforced by the Buddhist monks there.

You're currently involved in an ongoing conflict with Pakistan that's been going on for decades and to say it isn't "war" is semantics (or interpretation).
You can't sit up on a high horse and claim you aren't at war with anyone when you literally are. Maybe your Government hasn't declared it in the "big book of war" or some shit ... BUT YOU'RE AT WAR WITH PAKISTAN. (over some useless dirt I might add ... haven't you got plenty of your own useless dirt on your side of the mountain?) anyway, good luck with it, but I'm pretty sure their dirt is riddled with as much turds as your dirt is.