Guns Is That A Captain Rank On His Shoulder (3 Viewers)

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Grand Mal Caesar

1984+Idiocracy=Reality
Such awkward, girly fingers. He must have got busted down from some cushy desk assignment. Probably had someone to load his stapler for him.
 

hedgerow

simpelton
A captain used to be made of sterner stuff.
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Captain Wilton Parmeter


The end of the Civil War was near
When quite accidentally,
A hero who sneezed abruptly seized
Retreat and reversed it to victory.

His medal of honor pleased and thrilled
his proud little family group.
While pinning it on some blood was spilled
And so it was planned he'd command F Troop.

Where Indian fights are colorful sights
and nobody takes a lickin'
Where pale face and redskin
Both turn chicken.

When drilling and fighting get them down,
They know their morale can't droop.
As long as they all relax in town
Before they resume with a bang and a boom
F Troop.


 

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jebhuzyak35

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Well, somebody slept through range week. Hearing his 'Comrades' call him a bitch shows a fine battle buddy program too.
 
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