bizarre Is There A Lunch Thief At Your Work

[Teeshine]

Isn't a pattie a sandwich?

Nope, all meat. With the bun, a SANDWICH. In America at least, cant say anywhere else

 

[Teeshine]

Yeah, the sawmill in Yuba, Wisconsin. That was me, you bastard! I had to take my family and move because of you.

Well, you didnt finish it. Was that your dog grabbing the last of it?

 

[Ginger_Bitch]

Nope, all meat. With the bun, a SANDWICH. In America at least, cant say anywhere else

So I cut a 1 inch hole in the centre of the meat, then insert the shit?

 

[Teeshine]

So I cut a 1 inch hole in the centre of the meat, then insert the shit?
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Yes but creatively. Must look like condiment, be creative, act like a cake baker, with the icing. That help?

 

[Ginger_Bitch]

Yes but creatively. Must look like condiment, be creative, act like a cake baker, with the icing. That help?

Understood. Thank you sis.

 

[CunningLinguist]

Well, you didnt finish it. Was that your dog grabbing the last of it?

We had to take Boomer to the vet that night.

 

[45cal1911]

They would smell it before eating it though... it won't work.
I would make pasta bake with my squirt juices... they'll never know. But I will

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For sure Ginger Bitch, and I believe you.

This here retarded American with 0 IQ and common sense takes a hard pass on your T&A.

 

[Teeshine]

We had to take Boomer to the vet that night.

Sorry bro, I love dogs, hope the old boy's alright

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

This thread started gross, and then got disgusting 🤢

 

[CunningLinguist]

Sorry bro, I love dogs, hope the old boy's alright

He's okay now. Thanks.

 

[Teeshine]

For sure Ginger Bitch, and I believe you.

This here retarded American with 0 IQ and common sense takes a hard pass on your T&A.

Got a sandwich ready for you (mate, matey, some fag across the water obvious) Eat your own shit sandwich, mine worked 🤙🖕

 

[Ginger_Bitch]

For sure Ginger Bitch, and I believe you.

This here retarded American with 0 IQ and common sense takes a hard pass on your T&A.

Don't call yourself a retard. Before you go.... what is your real IQ?

 

[45cal1911]

Got a sandwich ready for you (mate, matey, some fag across the water obvious) Eat your own shit sandwich, mine worked 🤙🖕

It’s a gore forum with opinions.

Don't call yourself a retard. Before you go.... what is your real IQ?

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0. I rely on common sense.

 

[Ginger_Bitch]

It’s a gore forum with opinions.




0. I rely on common sense.

You rely on EQ. That's fair.

 

[Teeshine]

It’s a gore forum with opinions.




0. I rely on common sense.

It fuckn sounds like you do. I promise not to tell any truth anymore, gonna be all bullshit from here on. but for now, MY SHIT BURGER WORKED gtfoi

 

[wiggins]

It doesn't make sense to me why someone would steal a fucking sandwich it's so lame and pathetic. It says a lot about a person. I used to have a neighbor would steal the lightbulb from my back porch! fucking WHY?? is it really worth everything you're gonna LOSE when you get caught? The world is choc full of idiots I swear!!!

A part of it is the thrill of the act.

It's not just those in poverty who do that, it's upper middle class house wifes who get busted stealing items only worth a few bucks.

I remember I went through a shoplifting phase when I was about 14. I'd be amped up, adrenaline pumping, scared, but when I successfully got out with the stuff (plastic water pistols were a favourite) I'd have so much endorphine I'd be on cloud 9.

That only went on for a few weeks and then thankfully I grew up...

 

[45cal1911]

You rely on EQ. That's fair.

It fuckn sounds like you do. I promise not to tell any truth anymore, gonna be all bullshit from here on. but for now, MY SHIT BURGER WORKED gtfoi

Expand on your comments.

 

[Ginger_Bitch]

Expand on your comments.

You said you rely on common sense.. and your IQ is 0. That would suggest that you rely on EQ(emotional quotient). Correct me if I'm wrong.

I ain't speaking for the guy that puts jobbies in meat though..

 

[45cal1911]

You said you rely on common sense.. and your IQ is 0. That would suggest that you rely on EQ(emotional quotient). Correct me if I'm wrong.

I ain't speaking for the guy that puts jobbies in meat though..

Feelings/emotions?
We all run on feelings and emotions otherwise we would not be human yet common sense is always present.

 

[Harumph]

I have always prioritized my food because I was taught to do so ever since school, where we often shared such goodness and nutrition from our homes with each other from day to day during those formative years. As such, once I joined the workforce, I would never store my meals in communal areas. Most of the assholes I worked with never deserved such luxuries, especially the thieves. They deserved to consume toxic lab experiments.