animals Kitty got a new toy

[Lord Gutsy]

 

[Theseus]

My ex’s mom bought me a vibrator as a gag gift one year. I turned it on and set it on the floor. The cats went nuts for it. 🤣🤘🏻

 

[djdeeds]

I never understood dildos with ball sacks? unless women use that bit as a handle it seems redundant.

 

[Adnilreb]

I never understood dildos with ball sacks? unless women use that bit as a handle it seems redundant.

I dont get dildos at all. Stupid useless things.

 

[45cal1911]

I never understood dildos with ball sacks? unless women use that bit as a handle it seems redundant.

Imo…It’s the pounding son. The feel of a real one pounding.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

He's just getting in some time with his mom's jiggle wiggle tickle pickle.

 

[j.f.🔎]

I never understood dildos with ball sacks? unless women use that bit as a handle it seems redundant.

It's so they have a stopping point, this is more important on the anal side of things but some will see the balls as an extra challenge and end up in A&E/ER.

The cat probably only plays with it when she forgets to rinse it.

 

[DokraOwl]

I dont get dildos at all. Stupid useless things.

Agreed, it's like something a deranged serial killer would have.

Prosecutor: "And here is the collection of severed penises he kept hidden under his bed."

Jury: *Visible disgust

 

[Nobbler]

Cats like fishy smells.

 

[madnessmel]

😂😂😂

 

[fuqinspam]

I imagine laying in bed with an erection has new dangers around this cat.

 

[Theseus]

Agreed, it's like something a deranged serial killer would have.

Prosecutor: "And here is the collection of severed penises he kept hidden under his bed."

Jury: *Visible disgust

And the defendants name was…. @Rick James 🤣🤘🏻

 

[Bad Hippo]

Agreed, it's like something a deranged serial killer would have.

Prosecutor: "And here is the collection of severed penises he kept hidden under his bed."

Jury: *Visible disgust

Hippo hides his collection of insertable toys.... incase the cops come round.

And the defendants name was…. @Rick James 🤣🤘🏻

Phew..... thats me off the hook!

 

[Asspipe]

They say practice like you want to perform. The balls are present so the manipulating aficionado remembers not to “forget the boys” or “hug my right ball and make my left ball jealous”. A ball-less dildo should make women fearful and confused, making them immediately want to seek out the refuge of a warm pair of balls with a pulse.

 

[Rick James]

And the defendants name was…. @Rick James 🤣🤘🏻

I’m still trying to find a black market that sells severed genitals.

 

[Theseus]

I’m still trying to find a black market that sells severed genitals.

Haitian voodoo priests wold be a good place to start I’d imagine 😂

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

I've been putting birdseed outside on the....well, I guess it would still be called a balcony ledge even if I'm on the bottom floor. Anyway, I looked up just in time to see a cat up there with a bird in his mouth jumping down... Now I feel like I'm setting the birds up...

 

[Misfit-138-]

Cats thinking it even moves like a fish

 

[Theseus]

I've been putting birdseed outside on the....well, I guess it would still be called a balcony ledge even if I'm on the bottom floor. Anyway, I looked up just in time to see a cat up there with a bird in his mouth jumping down... Now I feel like I'm setting the birds up...

The way I look at it is if you didn’t put seed out the birds would go to a different place to eat the cats wold soon follow just the circle of life it’s pretty unavoidable 😂🤘🏻