Funny Longest Road In Africa

[ZeroK]

 

[Monkman777]

Gonna be the grandest celebration when it officially opens for traffic!

 

[methedup77]

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Finally! Something smooth to walk on and is the same color as we are!

 

[Bruno Schulz]

That's their entire annual infrastructure budget gone. Next year they'll pave another meter if their seashell-based economy hasn't collapsed by then.

 

[Nobbler]

They dig a hole in anticipation of burying the next witch; if it doesn't happen, they have a "Fill in the Hole Day" celebration because there are no demons around for a week.

 

[Fry_Swatter]

...Their interstate is complete...

 

[Bruno Schulz]

That's their entire annual infrastructure budget gone. Next year they'll pave another meter if their seashell-based economy hasn't collapsed by then.

I just realized they probably don't use the metric system there. They probably used some variant that makes sense locally, like a saggy witch's tit. So, next year they'll pave another saggy witch's tit (roughly equivalent to 1 meter).

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

He's demonstrating what happens to slackers on the Bodie plantation.

 

[Sharkbite]

Yip that is what is happning here in south africa corrupt fucking cunts are charging millions and doing shit like this bloody cANCer is robbing their supporters that is so intellectually brialliant they keep voting in the cunts every fucking time
They need to be eradicated because of their mentality
Pathetic fucking mule cunts

 

[rottenfresh]

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Yeah, now I guess they'll build a little fucking stripmall behind it!

 

[LET'S GORE !]

Look like a bigger steack of those mosquitoes they're eating.....

 

[TheDevilRullz]

We already have the road, now we just need to have the cars.

 

[Chief Queef]

Why on earth are they standing around so fucking close? Like it's the second coming of Christ? Imagine these simpletons at a laundromat...

 

[methedup77]

We already have the road, now we just need to have the cars.

First they met must teach the monkeys to drive. One step at a time…

 

[Brownpickles]

That's one way to make use of them tar people

 

[ZeroK]

He's demonstrating what happens to slackers on the Bodie plantation.

Is that a reference to 'Roots'

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

Is that a reference to 'Roots'

No. A reference to the old Negro College Fund ad. "When you set foot on Bodie Plantation, you best set your mind to working."

 

[ZeroK]

No. A reference to the old Negro College Fund ad. "When you set foot on Bodie Plantation, you best set your mind to working."

Yes I remember that ad. I can usually keep up with ur intellectual wit but u had me on that one

 

[Fry_Swatter]

Gonna be the grandest celebration when it officially opens for traffic!

...*Technically Speaking*...

...They now have the World's Most Safest Street, since someone would have to die on that exact spot for it to be considered a "Street Crime"...

 

[TheDevilRullz]

First they met must teach the monkeys to drive. One step at a time…

And to have cars you first need to have factories, they better turn into fish and start their evolution over again to learn how to be a human being... and then they make half a meter of asphalt