bizarre Look At Them Sexy Heifers

[Punisher_1]

You can smell them through the internet

 

[MysteryTraveler]

What do their vaginas look like?

Bless their souls, I could live around backwoods mountain inbreeds every day easier than I can tolerate Basketball Americans or Mexicans. I'm not saying I would enjoy it, but Jeffro, Lilly-May, and Honey-Belle won't rob your local 7-11 or steal the tires off your car.

 

[j.f.🔎]

These two ladies are what I'd call 8 Pinter's.

I hope you mean rum pirate?

I believe it's referred to as the gunt.

I believe the gunt is specifically the spare tyre between where public hair starts and the cunt begins.

What do their vaginas look like?

Like that but deeper.

 

[McM]

Would that be considered an elephant toe?

Brontosaurus 🙃

 

[Rhino2818]

😂😂😂

 

[Milfhunter]

Hank Hill right ?

 

[ThunderCat]

These two ladies are what I'd call 8 Pinter's.

Or 10 whiskeys..

 

[Flatus Tube]

What do their vaginas look like?

It remains a mystery, as they are almost impossible to find under all the fat and pendulous abdomen. Imagine trying to dig down into quicksand to find something, and you are still not even close to the difficulty. Using odour to locate the vulva is of no use, as the whole area kicks out such an abrasive pong you’d be crying and vomiting before reaching the treasure.

Gynaecology Consultants win prestigious lifetime achievement awards for finding such a vagina just once in their career. They boast about their skill over wine lunches, always having French cheese to strengthen their nasal resistance to the offensive crotch odour of their morbidly obese patients.

The few Consultants that have found the flange, sent their nurses on brutal training courses to be able to lift the abdominal apron. It takes serious dedication.

 

[Deleted member 46687]

Their family tree does not branch in a traditional fashion.


That's more like the elephants foot from Chernobyl. Probably atleast as toxic too.

They don't diversify their genetics, they recycle.

 

[flagisup]

I think I just fell in love 👨‍❤️‍👨

 

[angryagain]

She can pull her underwear down to her knees and still have pussy in them.

Lol 🤣🤣 fucking gross!!!

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

They don't diversify their genetics, they recycle.

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Just keeping the blood line pure. Afterall if you can't keep it in the pants keep it in the family.

 

[dafuq]

Hey guys, wanna get her all wet and saucy?
Just pick a few scabs and she's a raring to go.
Alabama foreplay.

 

[Apophis2029]

Phrase heard inside that house more than once: Get off me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes!

LMFAOOOOO

This should make it easier to bang both of them behind the barn out back.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[lechmich]

Once we start up the Weedwhacker(TM) everything will be OK

 

[dwdays]

I've fucked worse.

I’d be afraid of getting stuck in one of those Gunts

 

[Elmondo]

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They have Gunts.