Crime To Hide While Stealing A Package

[Monkman777]

 

[Shady as Fuck]

Let's hope that package has a shirt in it that will fit her

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

I thought pirates were at least smart enough to not steal from their neighbors. I guess mot

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Thieving twat

 

[Dr Deacon]

Thieving old cunt.

 

[lovestruck]

Two words, Illegal immigrant.

 

[Bruno Schulz]

I'm sure she was hoping against hope that the package contained everything she needs in life, namely makeup to glam up her dour and troll-ish countenance; flattering clothing to dress up and obscure her lumpy, drooping, and sagging, troll-ish bodily imperfections; and medication for her Cushing's disease to eliminate her fatty back hump and streamline her rotund belly-dominant troll figure. Overall, I'm sure she was just trying to find happiness via her disgusting and brazen thievery, but she forgot that package thieves don't deserve happiness, and I'm sure she'll eventually die bearing an even more unsightly, bedamned, and lamentable likeness than she even has now.🙂

 

[Harumph]

I wonder, where is my shipment of rare incurable disease testing samples from the CDC? The email notification said it was out for delivery this morning!

 

[AJ-NL]

Hahaha dammn she is dumb.