Piss based music

[Wee Ginger Pirate]

A was taking a pish yesterday afternoon on a piece of scrap metal, it made a sound as it hit sounded like Snap "rythum is a dancer " A old man was walking at the other side of the wall , heard the tune smiled and started to nod his head... until he saw me pissing over bits of metal and was like WTF. Got me thinking anyone ever heard of a piss based instrument eg. Some sort of piss xilophone or something and what would you call it? 🤔 thinking about starting a band now 🤟

 

[Phatman]

Fuck sakes.

 

[Nobbler]

A was taking a pish yesterday afternoon on a piece of scrap metal, it made a sound as it hit sounded like Snap "rythum is a dancer " A old man was walking at the other side of the wall , heard the tune smiled and started to nod his head... until he saw me pissing over bits of metal and was like WTF. Got me thinking anyone ever heard of a piss based instrument eg. Some sort of piss xilophone or something and what would you call it? 🤔 thinking about starting a band now 🤟

Pisstera.

 

[Harumph]

Those with paruresis need not apply.

 

[Flatus Tube]

If you somehow swapped the marbles for urine?




There is an actual musical you’d like…

 

[j.f.🔎]

A was taking a pish yesterday afternoon on a piece of scrap metal, it made a sound as it hit sounded like Snap "rythum is a dancer " A old man was walking at the other side of the wall , heard the tune smiled and started to nod his head... until he saw me pissing over bits of metal and was like WTF. Got me thinking anyone ever heard of a piss based instrument eg. Some sort of piss xilophone or something and what would you call it? 🤔 thinking about starting a band now 🤟

I'm really up for the band, after a heavy night out drinking I pissed Pink Floyd's The Wall in its entirety once.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

I'm really up for the band, after a heavy night out drinking I pissed Pink Floyd's The Wall in its entirety once.

I remember that! I farted the vocals right along with you.

 

[Dolly]

Im very good on the pink oboe and the love organ if that helps

 

[Nobbler]

I can fart like a trumpet if that’s any good, shall I send a demo tape ?

 

[Chief Queef]

I thought this was going to be about Taylor Swift or Lady Gaga...