Crime Poland Tourist Mugged In Columbia

[Monkman777]

 

[Phatman]

Tip of the week: NEVER GO TO FUCKING COLOMBIA.

 

[Solomon Kane]

Tip of the week: NEVER GO TO FUCKING COLOMBIA.

Especially if your a pollock...🙄

 

[Phatman]

Yes, especially if you're that type of fish.

 

[Tottie]

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Imagine that ya clown.My wee maw mentioned to my bro she was going herself to Colombia on hols from Scotland,it was mid to late 2000's I think,he's like it's safer in Afghanistan where I'm going.actually was at the time, per heed.he talked her out,wee maws loco😅.but she's actually cool enough to pull it aff.love her to bit's.

 

[DokraOwl]

There is only one reason you should ever go to Columbia, to use and/or to smuggle cocaine back to your home country.

 

[thebigshow]

Why I ALWAYS carry a pistol

 

[sandro48]

Next time friend choose another place. Don't go there.👍🏻

 

[Roadie56]

Imagine that ya clown.My wee maw mentioned to my bro she was going herself to Colombia on hols from Scotland,it was mid to late 2000's I think,he's like it's safer in Afghanistan where I'm going.actually was at the time, per heed.he talked her out,wee maws loco😅.but she's actually cool enough to pull it aff.love her to bit's.

Is that even English. Are you sure you're not retarded? Is this you???

 

[dildo_swaggins]

TikTok tourists. Always carry a gun in S/America

 

[CunningLinguist]

Imagine that ya clown.My wee maw mentioned to my bro she was going herself to Colombia on hols from Scotland,it was mid to late 2000's I think,he's like it's safer in Afghanistan where I'm going.actually was at the time, per heed.he talked her out,wee maws loco😅.but she's actually cool enough to pull it aff.love her to bit's.

Does anyone have an English translation of this?
EDIT - I didn't see the post that followed. I don't mind making fun of someone's terminology, but it's not the same as calling someone retarded. Don't lump me with that guy. I think he's trying to get banned.

 

[CunningLinguist]

Why I ALWAYS carry a pistol

Make sure you tuck it behind your belt so TSA won't see it when you fly.

 

[Sgt.Stupid]

Tip of the week: NEVER GO TO FUCKING COLOMBIA.

or any shithole countries.