Richard Simmons dead at 76

[Christopher Hitchens]

I don't hate myself. I don't believe in God. I just can't stand Richard Simmons and you for that matter. Now calm down bitch and stop making a fool of yourself nonstop on here. Oh, and get a fucking job.

Yes you do, you have a black hole in your soul. You can’t stand anything. Believe me dude it screams off your comments loudly.

Why i hve to know an idiot is died?

You might want to learn how to write before you throw idiot around

 

[Sabu]

Yes you do, you have a black hole in your soul. You can’t stand anything. Believe me dude it screams off your comments loudly.

Wrong little bitch boy. I can't stand you and a few other mongoloids here. Once again, get a job and perhaps a life.

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

Was he Gay ?

I don’t know if that was ever confirmed or he came out or whatever. I mean of course he has the “gay” voice but I’ve seen men with effeminate voices that are straight as an arrow so 🤷. It doesn’t matter either way he was a good man that’s all that matters

Wrong little bitch boy. I can't stand you and a few other mongoloids here. Once again, get a job and perhaps a life.

Lying to yourself is not going to help it sabu, you have to face your demons in life

 

[Sabu]

Lying to yourself is not going to help it sabu, you have to face your demons in life

Keep trying you little jobless bitch.

 

[GoreTex1961]

Here is a wee art piece made entirely out of ripped up Richard Simmons Diet Books! I used his afro as her pubes. I wonder if it's worth more now that he is no longer with us?

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

Keep trying you little jobless bitch.

I’m trying to help you. Call a therapist and talk to them. Be honest and it will help you. It takes real bravery to get help and work on yourself.

Here is a wee art piece made entirely out of ripped up Richard Simmons Diet Books! I used his afro as her pubes. I wonder if it's worth more now that he is no longer with us?

That’s awesome! It’s like those ancient fertility totems with a big fat women, pretty cool.

 

[Sabu]

I’m trying to help you. Call a therapist and talk to them. Be honest and it will help you. It takes real bravery to get help and work on yourself.

I'm trying to help you bitch boy. Get a fucking job. You can't smoke pot all day and live off your family forever you sad sack of strange looking shit.

 

[hedgerow]

He was a sweetheart!

You might want to learn how to write before you throw idiot around

You forgot the period (full stop) at the end...yes, I was a proofreader for a short time after college at some insignificant publication.

 

[GoreTex1961]

I’m trying to help you. Call a therapist and talk to them. Be honest and it will help you. It takes real bravery to get help and work on yourself.


That’s awesome! It’s like those ancient fertility totems with a big fat women, pretty cool.

Thank You!

 

[DaisyPug]

He was a fat ass and gay. I'm glad he's dead because I dont like gay people. They ruin planet earth so I'm glad the queer peace of shit finally moved on

If you look at him closely, you can see where the faggot had a dimpled in ass which suggest he took lots of cock many many times and for this reason, I'm tickled inside that another queer left planet earth. I bet he had Aids or HIV from all that ass fuckin he did

 

[Super Kirbo]

Why i hve to know an idiot is died?

The irony in that comment

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

I'm trying to help you bitch boy. Get a fucking job. You can't smoke pot all day and live off your family forever you sad sack of strange looking shit.

I don’t smoke all day and I haven’t even smoked for a week I’m on a break so try again Sabu. As I said, it takes a brave man to go and be vulnerable around someone. Ranting and raving is not going to make the self-hate go away Sabu!

He was a fat ass and gay. I'm glad he's dead because I dont like gay people. They ruin planet earth so I'm glad the queer peace of shit finally moved on

If you look at him closely, you can see where the faggot had a dimpled in ass which suggest he took lots of cock many many times and for this reason, I'm tickled inside that another queer left planet earth. I bet he had Aids or HIV from all that ass fuckin he did

You must be gay yourself then huh? Still in the closest?

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You forgot the period (full stop) at the end...yes, I was a proofreader for a short time after college at some insignificant publication.

Oh really? I couldn’t do that, my punctuation is shit lol. I’m curious what publication?

 

[Sabu]

I don’t smoke all day and I haven’t even smoked for a week I’m on a break so try again Sabu. As I said, it takes a brave man to go and be vulnerable around someone. Ranting and raving is not going to make the self-hate go away Sabu!

Get a job.

 

[GuanoLoco]

 

[God'sMan]

That faggot Jew finally died. In the stone prison he now is along with the rest of his Jewish brethren. Fuck em. I love a happy ending

 

[DaisyPug]

All I know is, he took it up the rear and those people hurt society, so good riddance. I always found it funny that when a normal human calls out a Sodomite for being a Sodomite, there's always a Jew or Cannanite around to label the normal person a Sodomite. It always perplexed me. Either way, je was also a fat ass

 

[K.I.T.T.]

my cardiologist told me when you are born, your heart is pre-set to beat a finite # of times
it's genetic, so when your # is up... it's up.
exercise adds to the grand total #, but there is more or less nothing you can do... i got a pacemaker but even here in canada i had to wait 5 months for it
meanwhile, they told me my life expectancy was 12 hours...
when i left the office that day they said "we hope you make it to your surgery..." and they hugged me goodbye

the doctors call me a miracle cuz i did make it but most people do not....

I'm sorry, but your cardiologist sounds like a flake.

But, let's just say that what he told you was true... For the sake of this argument, we'll consider an average of 80 beats per minute. That's 4800 times in an hour. 115,100 per day. 42,058,000 times per year. So, let's now say that your heart is pre-programmed to beat 3,363,840,000 times. That gives you 80 years, right?

Here's the problem: There are infinite possible combinations of an infinite number of factors that can contribute to either lengthening or shortening your lifetime's allotment of heartbeats. And those infinite possibilities are altering your life's timeline continously.

The fact is, we simply live until we don't. There's no number, no fate, no destiny, no anything. Your heart could be programmed to carry you on into your nineties, but a 747 passenger jet could plummet out of the sky and land directly on your face and there goes your magic number...

 

[badangel7]

I'm sorry, but your cardiologist sounds like a flake.

But, let's just say that what he told you was true... For the sake of this argument, we'll consider an average of 80 beats per minute. That's 4800 times in an hour. 115,100 per day. 42,058,000 times per year. So, let's now say that your heart is pre-programmed to beat 3,363,840,000 times. That gives you 80 years, right?

Here's the problem: There are infinite possible combinations of an infinite number of factors that can contribute to either lengthening or shortening your lifetime's allotment of heartbeats. And those infinite possibilities are altering your life's timeline continously.

The fact is, we simply live until we don't. There's no number, no fate, no destiny, no anything. Your heart could be programmed to carry you on into your nineties, but a 747 passenger jet could plummet out of the sky and land directly on your face and there goes your magic number...

um a flake? and where is your electrophysiology degree from?
life expectancy is genetic
i hope yours is short! bye
😀👍
and don't bother answering me, you're not showing up in my feed anymore...

 

[Asspipe]

His last photo shoot. Sad. You can really see where all that cock slamming into his face finally took its toll

 

[hispammic]

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NEW YORK (AP) — Richard Simmons, television’s hyperactive court jester of physical fitness who built a mini-empire in his trademark tank tops and short shorts by urging the overweight to exercise and eat better, died Saturday. He turned 76 on Friday.

Los Angeles police and fire departments say they responded to a Los Angeles house where a man was declared dead from natural causes. Neither provided a name, but The Associated Press matched the address and age to Simmons through public records.

TMZ was first to report his death, which has also been reported by other outlets citing unnamed Simmons representatives.

Simmons, who had revealed a skin diagnosis in March 2024, had lately dropped out of sight, sparking speculating about his health and well-being.

Simmons was a former 268-pound teen who shared his hard-won weight-loss tips as host of the Emmy-winning daytime “Richard Simmons Show,” author of best-selling books and the diet plan Deal-A-Meal, as well as opening exercise studios and starring in millions of exercise videos, including the successful “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” line.

“My food plan and diet are just two words — common sense. With a dash of good humor,” he told The Associated Press in 1982. “I want to help people and make the world a healthier, happy place.”

Simmons embraced mass communication to get his message out, even as he eventually became the butt of jokes for his outfits and flamboyant flair. He was a guest on TV shows led by Merv Griffin, Mike Douglas and Phil Donahue. But David Letterman would prank him and Howard Stern would tease him until he cried. He was mocked in Neil Simon’s “The Goodbye Girl” on Broadway in 1993, and Eddie Murphy put on white makeup and dressed like him in “The Nutty Professor,” screaming “I’m a pony!”

Asked if he thought he could motivate people by being silly, Simmons answered, “I think there’s a time to be serious and a time to be silly. It’s knowing when to do it. I try to have a nice combination. Being silly cures depression. It catches people off guard and makes them think. But in between that silliness is a lot of seriousness that makes sense. It’s a different kind of training.”

Simmons’ daytime show was seen on 200 stations in America, as well as in Australia, New Zealand, the Philippines, Japan and South America. His first book, “Never Say Diet,” was a smash best seller.

He was known to counsel the severely obese, including Rosalie Bradford, who held records for being the world’s heaviest woman, and Michael Hebranko, who credited Simmons for helping him lose 700 pounds. Simmons put real people — chubby, balding or non-telegenic — in his exercise videos to make the fitness goals seem reachable.

Throughout his career, Simmons was a reliable critic of fad diets, always emphasizing healthy eating and exercise plans. “There’ll always be some weird thing about eating four grapes before you go to bed, or drinking a special tea, or buying this little bean from El Salvador,” he told the AP in 2005 as the Atkins diet craze swept the country. “If you watch your portions and you have a good attitude and you work out every day you’ll live longer, feel better and look terrific.”

Simmons was a native of New Orleans, a chubby boy named Milton by his parents. (He renamed himself “Richard” around the age of 10 to improve his self-image). He would tell people he ate to excess because he believed his parents liked his older brother more. He was teased by schoolmates and ballooned to almost 200 pounds.

Simmons told the AP his mother watched exercise guru Jack LaLanne’s TV show religiously when he was growing up, but he wasn’t crazy about the fitness fanatic. “I hated him,” Simmons said. “I wasn’t ready for his message because he was fit and he was healthy and he had such a positive attitude, and I was none of those things.”

Simmons went to Italy as a foreign exchange student and ended up doing peanut butter commercials and bacchanalian eating scenes for director Federico Fellini in his film “Fellini Satyricon.” He told the AP: “I was fat, had curly hair. The Italians thought I was hysterical. I was the life of the party.”

His life changed after getting an anonymous letter. “One dark, rainy day I went to my car and found a note. It said, ‘Dear Richard, you’re very funny, but fat people die young. Please don’t die.” He was so stunned that he went on the starvation diet that left him thin but very ill.

After the crash diet he gained back 65 pounds. Eventually, he was able to devise a sensible plan to take off the pounds and keep them off. “I went into the business because I couldn’t find anything I liked,” he said.

When Simmons hadn’t been seen in public for several years, some news outlets speculated that he was being held hostage in his own house. In telephone interviews with “Entertainment Tonight” and the “Today” show, Simmons refuted the claims and told his fans he was enjoying the time by himself. Filmmaker-writer Dan Taberski, one of his regular students, launched a podcast in 2017 called “Missing Richard Simmons.”

In 2022, Simmons broke his six-year silence, with his spokesperson telling The New York Post that the beloved fitness icon was “living the life he has chosen.”
Richard Simmons, a fitness guru who mixed laughs and sweat, dies at 76
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oh my god for a second i thought richard simmons was the guy who did the sex podcast 😭