bizarre Shot Of Milk (1 Viewer)

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Morally-Skewed-Hippo

ReallyJess is my fabulous Fag-hag
Then again, if I was given the choice between "a shot of fresh human milk" or "a shot of fresh human semen" - both are white, both are creamy, but swallowing one is kinda gay if you're a dude.

I'd take the shot of semen. Human milk was just TOO cloyingly sweet. It lingered on the tastebuds far longer than semen ever did.
 

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I dated a girl once that could do that. She thought it was hilarious waking me up by squirting it across my face. She said it was payback whatever the fuck that means.
 
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