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Firecracker in the stogie?
GoreMessx1
Tiny D Syndrome Sufferer
Must have been a Lucky Strike
Infidel Castro
Well Known Member
We used to use those really skinny firecrackers for that, called ladyfingers. Too small to do any real damage , but loud and concussive enough to scare the shit out of your bud while you piss yourself laughing.
Jeffroush56
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Haha! Kind of reminds me of these little things they used to sell at the fireworks stands when I was a kid. You put them in the end of someone's cigarette or cigar and when they lit it, it would explode. Ah the good ole days.
GoreExorcist
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Cigarettes should be reengineered so cancer death happens within 30 days.
It protects people from secondhand smoke. Secondhand smoke is a Class A carcinogen, fuck smokers.
"Fuck smokers." I was unaware you were such a fanatic. What did they ever do to you, except consume a legal product that's enjoyed by millions?
As you're part of the 1% Club, perhaps you could reach into your pocket for some loose change and fund a teenage anti-smoking campaign.
As you're part of the 1% Club, perhaps you could reach into your pocket for some loose change and fund a teenage anti-smoking campaign.
Chinese version of a Bic lighter..
I think because of trademark laws it's call a Dic lighter π€
Gentenaar9000
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| Only low IQ people smoke | ||||
Used a grouping of the flints from crack lighters in hand made cigarettes to do this. It was hilarious.
Those cheap Chinese gas station lighters will get ya every time hahaha
Are you British? Bet you'd love our smoking ban, don't have to go into a pub to get 2nd hand cancer anymore, just walk past one and breathe it in.
Pay enough in tax in a lifetime to pay for their local hospitals ... And probably everyone else's ?
Smokers may actually help the fiscal situation by dying earlier and limiting social security payments...everything seems to balance in the end.
