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disaster Sprung A Leak

I was hoping “sprung a leak” meant that a penis had just been severed and blood was shooting out.

Hey @Flatus Tube if a dick got cut off quickly and smoothly with a samurai sword how would blood come out? And lets say the guy had a woody (with blood flow going to penis).

It would be very much like a mini version of the fat jihadi lopping off a ‘head’.

Little arterial sprays and venous dribble, and hard to literal semi in one swish of the katana. 😂
 
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