Serious Sturgeon Arrested.

[macread]

The problem with Scotland is it’s full of Scot’s

Thank fuck it's not full of southern softies as in English fuckers.

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

When you said Sturgeon arrested I was thinking of this fish in handcuffs

 

[j.f.🔎]

When you said Sturgeon arrested I was thinking of this fish in handcuffs
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That's some weird fantasy you have, you might wanna speak to a professional about it and I don't mean a fisherman either.

Thank fuck it's not full of southern softies as in English fuckers.

Git tae fuck.
Don't club us northerners in with those southern shandy drinking bastards.

 

[SlovakBabe]

she looks like she got a butt plug up her ass and is unable to sit, weird looking woman

 

[macread]

That's some weird fantasy you have, you might wanna speak to a professional about it and I don't mean a fisherman either.

Git tae fuck.
Don't club us northerners in with those southern shandy drinking bastards.

I don't.

 

[j.f.🔎]

weird looking woman

Someone once told me she has no upper lip.

 

[Rosie]

That's some weird fantasy you have, you might wanna speak to a professional about it and I don't mean a fisherman either.

Git tae fuck.
Don't club us northerners in with those southern shandy drinking bastards.

 

[NoConvexity]

How do you arrest a fish

 

[Rick James]

Eat shit English. You should concentrate on your own Tory scumbags...... Leave the wee crankie alone.

SNP FOREVER!!!!!!!

Stop picking on Boris over a bloody party and we won't have to set up your politicians as a smokescreen.

Watching the two of you bicker is the best part of this thread.

And i like what @mrln said about William Wallace. That was one of the best movies ever, and the scottish looked like the respectable ones. Sorry fletcher. Plus, all our american movies that are based in the past have you brits made out to be assholes - except World War 2 movies - you guys are awesome in those.

 

[Deleted member 46687]

Watching the two of you bicker is the best part of this thread.

It's not bickering.... Jessica is defacto Scottish..... He's more Scottish than English......

 

[Dolly]

Ive heard she's begun transitioning into a woman as the threat of jail time looms

 

[Ranman]

people took money to promote a bio weapon aka the vaccin ,, I am not expecting them to be arrested by the evil government which they rule hahah wich all of them will be condemded to eternal damnation in hell because of their own actions ,, lets see how many support they will receive then,, and yes the ones in paradise will have the oppurtinty to see the ones suffering in hell,, Let me tell right now,, I will stand there with refreshments looking upon all these devil leaders in the world burning over and over and over again, a place where you get new flesh every moment that flesh has burned away, boiling water wich will melt the intestents, ,, a place with no escape, a place builded by the creator for the ones who belong there ,,

Builded? The fuck you say?

 

[Deleted member 46687]

Ive heard she's begun transitioning into a woman as the threat of jail time looms
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You're dead to me

Ive heard she's begun transitioning into a woman as the threat of jail time looms
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Catch me if you can bitches!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dolly]

Nicola Sturgeon and her mum Elton John

 

[Deleted member 46687]

Nicola Sturgeon and her mum Elton John

Not gonna lie, I actually laughed out loud there.........<3

Nicola Sturgeon and her mum Elton John

 

[j.f.🔎]

Watching the two of you bicker is the best part of this thread.

And i like what @mrln said about William Wallace. That was one of the best movies ever, and the scottish looked like the respectable ones. Sorry fletcher. Plus, all our american movies that are based in the past have you brits made out to be assholes - except World War 2 movies - you guys are awesome in those.

I know you don't care who you shout "kill those goddamn nazis!" at Rick, you'll be shouting it at a Swedish man when you watch SISU.

It's not bickering.... Jessica is defacto Scottish..... He's more Scottish than English......

Surname is Scottish, possibly on both sides my mams is a bit hazy in origin but I don't know of any Scottish relatives.
A few Americans have said I sounded Scottish probably because I don't talk like they do on Mary Poppins or Downton Abbey.
And i do say aye.

 

[Deleted member 46687]

I know you don't care who you shout "kill those goddamn nazis!" at Rick, you'll be shouting it at a Swedish man when you watch SISU.

Surname is Scottish, possibly on both sides my mams is a bit hazy in origin but I don't know of any Scottish relatives.
A few Americans have said I sounded Scottish probably because I don't talk like they do on Mary Poppins or Downton Abbey.
And i do say aye.

yer dads a jock, somewhere down the line, you're as good as..........

@Dolly is Mary popping, her accent just does it for me when we talk tea and crumpeeets lol But then she can switch it upto to deirdre barlow in an instant, TBH i'd still bone her if she spoke to me in that accent too

 

[j.f.🔎]

Also 5 pictures and her top lip is apparently still missing, a bit like that money.

 

[Deleted member 46687]

Also 5 pictures and her top lip is apparently still missing, a bit like that money.

I'll not have Niki ridiculed in this manner, Jessica Fletcher!

 

[j.f.🔎]

yer dads a jock, somewhere down the line, you're as good as..........

@Dolly is Mary popping, her accent just does it for me when we talk tea and crumpeeets lol But then she can switch it upto to deirdre barlow in an instant, TBH i'd still bone her if she spoke to me in that accent too

Must've been my dad's dad's dad, I've never done an ancestry type thing or even know the maiden names of my grandma's, never got to meet em.