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[User850MN]

I don't know much but I just came across this on Facebook and quickly searched on Google and found this true and idiotic shit done by a great indian. I hope people will find it interesting to

& Here's the link for verification

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/08/25/man-dies-after-having-sex-using-epoxy-adhesive-instead-of-condom/amp/

 

[Monkman777]

I don't know much but I just came across this on Facebook and quickly searched on Google and found this true and idiotic shit done by a great indian. I hope people will find it interesting to

& Here's the link for verification

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/08/25/man-dies-after-having-sex-using-epoxy-adhesive-instead-of-condom/amp/

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Was the idiot trying to glue his pee hole shut permantly!!??

 

[Chemical Burgers]

Awesome! One less moron in the gene pool.

 

[DokraOwl]

Imagine he's fucking her when the tip of his cock just gets stuck to her cervical opening. Then they're both just stuck in a permanent state of copulation forever. Sperm and piss just always sloshing into her womb. She falls pregnant from all this and 9 months later, after having to be carted around in a wheelbarrow by her husband this whole time, gives birth directly into the dude's penis and the baby litterally just transfers into his abdomen, but the baby is very ravenous and eats its way out through his stomach like in Ridley Scott's Alien. And the baby explodes out the guy and scampers off like a rat into the woods. And it turns into a forest demon that the locals have to appease with a virgin sacrifice every 3rd full moon or else it goes on a murdering spree.

 

[WatchingDemise]

Horny Retard just fucked himself

 

[DokraOwl]

Imagine he's fucking her when the tip of his cock just gets stuck to her cervical opening. Then they're both just stuck in a permanent state of copulation forever. Sperm and piss just always sloshing into her womb. She falls pregnant from all this and 9 months later, after having to be carted around in a wheelbarrow by her husband this whole time, gives birth directly into the dude's penis and the baby litterally just transfers into his abdomen, but the baby is very ravenous and eats its way out through his stomach like in Ridley Scott's Alien. And the baby explodes out the guy and scampers off like a rat into the woods. And it turns into a forest demon that the locals have to appease with a virgin sacrifice every 3rd full moon or else it goes on a murdering spree.

What the? I must have been really high or sleep deprived when I wrote this.

 

[dwdays]

Just the tip

 

[Denim Chicken]

That's krazy...

 

[CunningLinguist]

What the? I must have been really high or sleep deprived when I wrote this.

Actually, I picked up a romance novel one time in read a couple of paragraphs. What you wrote was no worse than what I read.

 

[Chief Queef]

It had to be two faggots. No woman would let that into her vagina. Please, tell me no woman would let that into her vagina...