The carrot survived 🥕 (1 Viewer)
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Sgt.Stupid
If it's stupid and not works, it's fucking stupid.
I really love his crying sound, I gonna make this sound as a ringtone for my phone 😍 🎼📱
DokraOwl
Hooter
The man just survived crashing a moped so violently that the moped abandoned him and perched high up in a tree to avoid ever having to associate with him again, it then threw down a carrot to show there are no hard feelings but it must move on and find a female moped to lay eggs in its nest in the tree now.
He sounds like a moped
MysteryTraveler
Forum Veteran
I have answers.:
- Yes, he is retarded.
- Yes, he was retarded before he drove his scooter up a tree.
- Yes, he always sounds retarded when he cries from driving his scooter up a tree.
- Yes, he is going to shove that carrot up his ass.
Sgt.Stupid
If it's stupid and not works, it's fucking stupid.
His previous car...
and now he fucked up again...
and now he fucked up again...
Sounds like this guy.
Grand Mal Caesar
1984+Idiocracy=Reality
He probably thought it would be fun to run over that big ass carrot with his little scooter and it launched him into the tree. It was one of those freak instances where you hit something just right and the unexpected happens.
Whitechapel Jack
Rookie
His girlfriend threw the scooter up there in anger because all she wanted was a one carat ring for her birthday.
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