The Dead Dad Of Kanas City...

[wiggins]

I'm a little naive. Is this normal for people from Kanas?
I woke up this morning and thought, as I looked at the live woman in my bed, this sure aint Kanas Toto...

Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby

Kansas City, MO | A 26-year-old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy. Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services,

worldnewsdailyreport.com

 

[Windowshopper]

Yup, the ol Insane card being pulled.... thats gunna be one messed up kid.

 

[wiggins]

Yup, the ol Insane card being pulled.... thats gunna be one messed up kid.

Oh jesus yes. Well thought of. I hadn't even got that far, being more focussed on how she could become pregnant.

"Who was my dad mom?"
"He was a vet darling..."

She may not be insane and I'm no Dr Freud, but somethings no quite right somewhere...

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

I'm a little naive. Is this normal for people from Kanas?
I woke up this morning and thought, as I looked at the live woman in my bed, this sure aint Kanas Toto...

Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby

Kansas City, MO | A 26-year-old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy. Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services,

worldnewsdailyreport.com

THIS KID'S GONNA B MIND FUCKED!!! Sorry Son! Your Dad's Dead! He was Dead when U were Conceived as a matter of Fact! He didn't want U,Couldn't want U! He's Dead/Was Dead! Your a Dead Dad Son! HA! HA!
Lol...SP

 

[Pm Me Ur Clunge Plz]

Am I the only one thinking how the absolute fuck that works? You kinda need a heartbeat to get a boner and squirt man milk.

 

[ZeroK]

What the fuck Wiggins! How could he ejaculate? Was the semen already on his pants?

 

[Windowshopper]

Oh jesus yes. Well thought of. I hadn't even got that far, being more focussed on how she could become pregnant.

"Who was my dad mom?"
"He was a vet darling..."

She may not be insane and I'm no Dr Freud, but somethings no quite right somewhere...

Insane, no. Messed the fuck up, yes. Kinda puzzled myself as normally I need blood flow to get it hard. I dunno about you, but thats just me. And with him on a slab, it may not be up to regular scheduled programs... although the Rigor mortis may have a pole... I mean role on this...

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

I'm a little naive. Is this normal for people from Kanas?
I woke up this morning and thought, as I looked at the live woman in my bed, this sure aint Kanas Toto...

Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby

Kansas City, MO | A 26-year-old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy. Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services,

worldnewsdailyreport.com

GODDAM CORPSE FKN FREAK!!!
But I found out that SPERM can Survive,(Still Swimming around in the Dead Dude),For 24 to 36 hours! So it's not Far Fetched at all! Just simply the Fact that the "Fkn the Dead Freakazoid" Was gettin it on with the "STIFFS" in the first place!
Lmfao,🤣😂🤣...SP

 

[wiggins]

What the fuck Wiggins! How could he ejaculate? Was the semen already on his pants? View attachment 584872

Well, the last time I did my first aid qualification they didn't cover this...

 

[Pm Me Ur Clunge Plz]

GODDAM CORPSE FKN FREAK!!!
But I found out that SPERM can Survive,(Still Swimming around in the Dead Dude),For 24 to 36 hours! So it's not Far Fetched at all! Just simply the Fact that the "Fkn the Dead Freakazoid" Was gettin it on with the "STIFFS" in the first place!
Lmfao,🤣😂🤣...SP

Yeah but how did the sperm actually get out of his body? That's the confusing part!

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Yeah but how did the sperm actually get out of his body? That's the confusing part!

Here Ya Go My Friend!
Lmao,🤣😂🤣...SP

 

[Jizdrop1]

Got to be a fake story this. How would he shoot his load if he's dead? Also his jiz would have died with him.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

So here's the Story Peeps!
Lmao,🤣😂🤣...SP

Got to be a fake story this. How would he shoot his load if he's dead? Also his jiz would have died with him.

I looked it up! Sperm is still Viable for 24 to 36 hours after Death! No Shit!
SP

 

[Pm Me Ur Clunge Plz]

So here's the Story Peeps!
Lmao,🤣😂🤣...SP View attachment 584882

I looked it up! Sperm is still Viable for 24 to 36 hours after Death! No Shit!
SP

Hahaaaaa wtf, nutting after death. That was a fact I didn't expect to learn today.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Hahaaaaa wtf, nutting after death. That was a fact I didn't expect to learn today.

RIGHT??? WTF IS GOING ON???
LOL🤯...SP

 

[RattleHead]

That's how you make serial killers

 

[Monkman777]

Well guess the dead guy ain't gotta worry about child support ever!

 

[Milfhunter]

One good last fuck before geting dirt over ya

 

[PinkE]

I'm sure it will come out that she was a victim of sexual abuse

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

The part of this story that doesn't add up to me is if she is able to do autopsies, why can she not afford to be living better than a dilapidated trailer home? M.E.'s make good money as do funeral directors and embalmers. Smells like fake news to me.