The last fight you were in?

[Durandal]

For me it was in 2007. I was 9 years old.

This was an international school in Syria (it was a rich white people school, please don't call me a nigger because that is offensive n shit). and I was part of an after-school baseball program. There was a girl there who was about 2 to 3 years older than me, as well as a few of her friends. Picture me, a short fat kid and three tall lanky American girls. I don't know what the circumstances were, but at one point, I got hurt and dropped an F-bomb. Basically everyone around heard and shunned me (several parents as well as about 20 other kids). This was back when swearing was actually bad.

After baseball practice had ended, the girl from earlier came up to me and told me "you're a bad person." She just turned her head and walked away while I tried to think of a comeback. I ran up to her, wrapped my hands around her neck from behind, and choked her as hard as I could for a solid 10 seconds. She started crying and was apparently shaking nervously for a few days. I was grounded for a month.

In 2019, I messaged her on Facebook telling her I enjoyed doing it. She deleted her profile after that and I cannot find any trace of her online.

I have not been in a fight since this incident in 2007, save for a few instances of defending myself during middle and high school.

Anyone else have any good fight stories?

 

[Deleted User 201666]

U sound a cunt my next fight would be u ,and u getting knocked out

 

[45cal1911]

You are a nigger.

 

[stanley1]

I don't believe in violence. I'm much too sweet for that 😃

 

[Durandal]

U sound a cunt my next fight would be u ,and u getting the knocked out

Come get me, sexy. <3

 

[Davey Stone]

I dont like to fight that much, but the last time I was in a fight it was at a bar, I was enjoying my beer and this guy was testing my limits, well after a while push came to shove, I had to defend myself and the bastard bit me on my forehead

 

[Flatus Tube]

Strangling someone from behind is not a fight 😂. It’s attempted murder in most places 😉.

 

[GrizzlyRazorblades]

Strangling a woman from behind over a few words isn't a fight. It's being a coward.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

What a weak faggot nigger.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

I dont like to fight that much, but the last time I was in a fight it was at a bar, I was enjoying my beer and this guy was testing my limits, well after a while push came to shove, I had to defend myself and the bastard bit me on my forehead

I loled for real at this

 

[Joker1981]

In januari 2019, I against three, I was knocked out and got my nose broken.

 

[Guipago]

I had a fight yesterday with a wet beer bottle twist cap, fucker wanted to stay on though, sorted the bastard out with a cap remover, heh heh heh.

Come get me, sexy. <3

I do hope that avatar is not a self-portrait, that's just wrong!

 

[JawshSB]

2010 - was with 2 chicks at a bar, accidentally bumped into a dude, he decided to palm me in the eye, i knocked him out instantly

2010 - guy was getting his ass beat in a bar by two other dudes next to me, i shoved one of the dudes like wtf, and they both turned on me, black eye and torn shoulder

2012 - group tried starting a fight with my buddy outisde a bar, probably 10 VS 2, drop kicked one and swung and missed on another, ended in yelling, got lucky

2013 - my "friend" snapped on me one day over something stupid, pulled out a knife and swung at my face, by a miracle flung backwards and somehow pinned his hand/knife on my knee, have a scar on my knee to remember


That is what i remeber at thr top of my head, i am older now, a recluse, human nature scares the shit out of me, definetly have some ptsd

 

[kronicred]

Jail: broke a rib on a smartass over the tv
Broke a nose with a massive first strike headbutt because some punk robbed my 71 year old cellmate while i was at Bible study. After the violence the other bible study members voted me out. Shit happens.

 

[Durandal]

Strangling a woman from behind over a few words isn't a fight. It's being a coward.

It isn't as bad as you say.

We were kids, she was over a foot taller than me, in far better shape, and it took place in a nation where this shit is overlooked. It was a scuffle between a small kid (me) and a big kid (her).

But most importantly, she was an American, and that's why I have little remorse.

 

[Interregnum]

syria? does that mean youre an illegal arab?
arabs are not allowed on this forum
only female arabs because they are juicy
enjoy ban

 

[Theseus]

When I read “I was 9 years old” this immediately popped into my head.

 

[JawshSB]

Jail: broke a rib on a smartass over the tv
Broke a nose with a massive first strike headbutt because some punk robbed my 71 year old cellmate while i was at Bible study. After the violence the other bible study members voted me out. Shit happens.

Shows they really cared about you.. not

 

[Soul Shiver]

Back in June 2015, I remember in middle school being bullied back to back by this one asshole, "Carlos". Kept annoying me and generally killing my mood, I snapped one day when we were supposed to be dressing up in the locker room for our mile. He slammed my locker shut before I put my shit away and clocked his jaw but I wasn't a strong guy like that, still am not, so he staggered and the whole locker room full of nigs and spics goes crazy and I'm just swinging aimlessly like some faggot without experience I mean, I technically won since I got a couple good hits on his abdomen and he was pretty hurt from that but that spat was really just that, a small spat cut short.

I'm gonna start taking boxing classes eventually, now that I just typed all that.

 

[SanjitPurakesh]

Probly a white fucking whore deserved everything she got please do more bro.