The last fight you were in?

[Nick Cage]

So mine was 2022, I made a little masturbatory comp for myself of me sparring/ fighting with my stepdad. I've been in a bunch of streetfights with my friends and we were the meanest motherfuckers in our small town before I cut myself off from them, got cats and became a soft pussy. This was when I still had dreams of fighting for the ufc before dislocating my shoulder in the first vid.
before you laugh at my technique or call me a narcissist, sure I guess I agree. But here you go pussy, at least I'd never raise my hands to a woman

 

[Amalgamation]

So mine was 2022, I made a little masturbatory comp for myself of me sparring/ fighting with my stepdad. I've been in a bunch of streetfights with my friends and we were the meanest motherfuckers in our small town before I cut myself off from them, got cats and became a soft pussy. This was when I still had dreams of fighting for the ufc before dislocating my shoulder in the first vid.
before you laugh at my technique or call me a narcissist, sure I guess I agree. But here you go pussy, at least I'd never raise my hands to a woman

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I'll start off by saying I respect you are humble enough to post this.

I got about thirty seconds; I can't stand any of the grappling/wrestling shit when one guy is down, I'd rather take/give swings until somebody's done. Used to do this with local trailer park kids my age when I was a teenager lol

Black or red gloves?

 

[Nick Cage]

I'll start off by saying I respect you are humble enough to post this.

I got about thirty seconds; I can't stand any of the grappling/wrestling shit when one guy is down, I'd rather take/give swings until somebody's done. Used to do this with local trailer park kids my age when I was a teenager lol

Black or red gloves?

Black gloves, my friend in the red was an actual trained mma fighter with a few wins under his belt and about 25 pounds on me so I was really stupid trying to go up against him, but it was halloween and we had some ladies over that we had to impress lol, watching from above. U can only hear the guys tho thinking its a mortal kombat match

We agreed tho not to knock eachother out, but i think I coulda held my own on the ground too if i hadnt gotten injured

 

[Amalgamation]

Black gloves, my friend in the red was an actual trained mma fighter with a few wins under his belt and about 25 pounds on me so I was really stupid trying to go up against him, but it was halloween and we had some ladies over that we had to impress lol, watching from above. U can only hear the guys tho thinking its a mortal kombat match

We agreed tho not to knock eachother out, but i think I coulda held my own on the ground too if i hadnt gotten injured

Do you know what shrimping is?

I don't mean the version that Google thought I was fucking searching for:

Maybe somebody who's actually trained can give a proper explanation, but you're basically inching your way out of a situation like that to maneuver into a better position.

 

[latinladiesman77]

Jesus,, been a few years! Although i do work out and am always prepared. Not that i want it or expect nobody not to test me but i intimidate alot of people i guess of my size and looks i guess , so i don't need to fight, but i never sleep or underestimate nobody, no matter age or size. Plus i'm not a socialable person at all, i don't speak to nobody , i hate people! Lol only one or two co- workers and my lady i talk to . I never talk to neighbors , maybe hi or whats up but's thats it, i don't like being friendly with people, or people knowing my business or giving them excuses to cross the line! Last fight i got into , maybe around 1996, was with two guys and one of them tried to hit my lady i had at the time while she was fighting his girlfriend. I knocked his teeth out! Was'nt the first time i did that,, maybe like two other times before. I'm almost 50 ! I'm just an old street warrior. Surprised i'm not dead, almost died a few times in my life, but also saved like two or three peoples lifes too. Lol i'm retired and tired .nyc born and raised, but i lived in a few states before.

Jesus,, been a few years! Although i do work out and am always prepared. Not that i want it or expect nobody not to test me but i intimidate alot of people i guess of my size and looks i guess , so i don't need to fight, but i never sleep or underestimate nobody, no matter age or size. Plus i'm not a socialable person at all, i don't speak to nobody , i hate people! Lol only one or two co- workers and my lady i talk to . I never talk to neighbors , maybe hi or whats up but's thats it, i don't like being friendly with people, or people knowing my business or giving them excuses to cross the line! Last fight i got into , maybe around 1996, was with two guys and one of them tried to hit my lady i had at the time while she was fighting his girlfriend. I knocked his teeth out! Was'nt the first time i did that,, maybe like two other times before. I'm almost 50 ! I'm just an old street warrior. Surprised i'm not dead, almost died a few times in my life, but also saved like two or three peoples lifes too. Lol i'm retired and tired .nyc born and raised, but i lived in a few states before.

Oh yeah broke my thumb in the that fight i mentioned lol

 

[Nick Cage]

Do you know what shrimping is?

I don't mean the version that Google thought I was fucking searching for:
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Maybe somebody who's actually trained can give a proper explanation, but you're basically inching your way out of a situation like that to maneuver into a better position.

lol wtf. Idk what shrimping is tho, will look it up

Im usually a clumsy lanky mfer but when the time comes I get into ultra instinct mode, super fast reflexes and strength for my stature lol..at least thats what I think

 

[AmericanNtionalist]

Lol you're a fucking idiot.

Dude, I'd so take this guy up on it.

but i think I coulda held my own on the ground too if i hadnt gotten injured

Probably not if you don't have any training in mat work and he does,just to be honest with you.

Do you know what shrimping is?

I don't mean the version that Google thought I was fucking searching for:
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Maybe somebody who's actually trained can give a proper explanation, but you're basically inching your way out of a situation like that to maneuver into a better position.

"Ebi" in japanese. You can shrimp or ebi in either direction. Basically bending at the waist while youre on the ground, and sweeping to push away with your arms.

 

[HughJassol]

I messaged her on Facebook telling her I enjoyed doing it.

😂😂🤣

 

[Imi]

I don't believe in violence. I'm much too sweet for that 😃

Unfortunately, sometimes it's necessary because there are many jerks and violent or primitive people who won't and don't want to understand the word in any other way.

 

[Chief Queef]

This thread contains the most amount of horse shit I've ever read. Role play much?

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

This thread contains the most amount of horse shit I've ever read. Role play much?

Bunch of queers.

 

[Smokinrav]

2017, first fight of my life. Had to move in w my mom for a few months after my divorce. Her asshole husband and I always hated each other, and soon I was being treated like his troubled teenage son. I was 50 fucking years old.

So one night around 11 I'm getting ice for my water and he comes up behind me bent over at the freezer and tells me to go to bed. Still getting ice, I told him to fuck off. He's like, "swear at me again". I said "what part of fuck off do you not understand?" He then sucker punched me from behind as I was standing up.

I saw red, and beat his ass solidly. Id literally never thrown a punch in anger ever before. The rage from my divorce came out.

 

[BeHappy⚕️]

Never had a fight, pathetic eh lol

 

[Amalgamation]

Never had a fight, pathetic eh lol

Nothing wrong with it. Peace is good.

 

[Kojak Rome]

Fortunately, my last physical altercation was ages ago when I worked security at a nightclub.

 

[Satellite Monroe]

Well, just two days ago, I whooped a feller’s ass for flappin’ his gums ‘bout my momma. Ain’t nobody bad-mouths my momma ‘less they wanna catch a double dose of knuckle pie right across the yapper!