bizarre The Tide Comes In

[ZeroK]

 

[lovestruck]

Any more info on this?

 

[SMOKESKULL]

Likely another migrant boat capsized

 

[⛧MOTIONLESS⸸MURDERDOLL⛧]

The Kraken ate them and realised they tasted like shit and spewed them out

 

[The Ultimate Warrior]

Black Sea?

 

[DokraOwl]

Passangers from the RMS Shitanic, which sank on its maiden voyage delivering illegal imigrants to the New World. The men all escaped unharmed in lifeboats, only the women and children perished.

 

[wiggins]

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You've heard of 'furries', well, these were 'skinnies'...

 

[DokraOwl]

You've heard of 'furries', well, these were 'skinnies'...

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Oh God... have you ever heard of "whalies"? They're like furries but for whales and dolphins. They dress in skin tight rubber suits that make them resemble whales. Then they go to the sea and swim around together. The police are often called.

 

[wiggins]

Oh God... have you ever heard of "whalies"? They're like furries but for whales and dolphins. They dress in skin tight rubber suits that make them resemble whales. Then they go to the sea and swim around together. The police are often called.

Fuck me, what perversions will we hear of next?

Did you hear about the tragic death of fish suit man in Aus many years ago?

He had a head injury and became obsessed with being a fish. He made elaborate fish suits from water bed material and was found one day flapping around on the end of a rope attached to a bridge out in rural Victoria, Australia.

Tragically he was found dead a few years later, decomposed in his fish suit which had no mouth hole alas, about half way from his house to the local dam.

My personal take on it is that he was heading there to spawn but shot his load a bit soon, although it was summer and he had to hop as both his legs went into the tail section...

Police found a number of fish suits hanging on hangers in his wardrobe.

True story, it won a Darwin award in 2002... Look up 'Death of fish suit man' on the net, my computer is running slow at present and they won't down load...

https://ifunny.co/picture/fishman-1995-darwin-award-winner-confirmed-true-by-darwin-fish-q0FOsrzQ9

Got it...

 

[Jizdrop1]

This would be great if it happened at least once a week in Englandistan with those Rubber Boat Jockeys that come in every day. (up to 900 a day)

 

[Chank]

What wonderful viewing.

 

[Chief Queef]

Fuck me, what perversions will we hear of next?

Did you hear about the tragic death of fish suit man in Aus many years ago?

He had a head injury and became obsessed with being a fish. He made elaborate fish suits from water bed material and was found one day flapping around on the end of a rope attached to a bridge out in rural Victoria, Australia.

Tragically he was found dead a few years later, decomposed in his fish suit which had no mouth hole alas, about half way from his house to the local dam.

My personal take on it is that he was heading there to spawn but shot his load a bit soon, although it was summer and he had to hop as both his legs went into the tail section...

Police found a number of fish suits hanging on hangers in his wardrobe.

True story, it won a Darwin award in 2002... Look up 'Death of fish suit man' on the net, my computer is running slow at present and they won't down load...

https://ifunny.co/picture/fishman-1995-darwin-award-winner-confirmed-true-by-darwin-fish-q0FOsrzQ9

Got it...

I think I saw this on an episode of "1000 ways to die" years ago...

 

[Rhino2818]

Likely another migrant boat capsized

Most likely.

 

[wiggins]

I think I saw this on an episode of "1000 ways to die" years ago...

Yes. It's a classic. Poor bastard, still, at least he didn't die trying to swim up a waterfall...