FYI Try this with me

[girl101]

Try this with me. I guarantee You would break your foot Because my front door Has an iron gate in front of it. And after you break your foot I guarantee You will be shot at. Then my parents 6 mastiffs Who I just recently inherited After my mother's death Would maul you To death and finish you off.

I take pride That all my neighbors Find my parents mastifs very very intimidating Because of their size and powerfulness. But anyway The neighbor never visit me cause I hate them all The neighbors Find my dogs intimidating When I am out the front yard When I am doing yard work And I have all 6 of them out there with me

My neighbor across the street Is so afraid of my dogs That she drives her car To get her mail From her mailbox And then dryers back into your garage I think this is hilarious She only does it when me and my dogs are out But when my dogs and I were not out Or drive her car Hilarious

 

[mrln]

we did "ding dong ditch" also when i was young and dumb too. but we never kicked anyones door like that either. plus there obviously wasnt any kind of cameras either like we have today. and that kinda takes all the fun out of it all.

 

[Interregnum]

girllll
did you just invite me?

 

[girl101]

girllll
did you just invite me?

No I did not

 

[𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓢𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 🩺]

Ding dong ditch with a side of yummy restraining order.

 

[girl101]

I have one neighbor who has a toddler who literally pees his pants and screams bloody murder if he see me. For example I was putting the trash cans the dogs were not even out with me. He was in his front screened door waiting for the mailman she kid goes berserk when he saw me out. There all I did was put in my trashcans and And wait for the mailman.

The mailman Tells me That kid had peed his pants Mom is upset Because kid pissed his pants And I did not do anything But put in my trash cans And wait for the mailman mailman And that was it

The mailman Ask me if I ever did anything to that family I said no I've never met them before Because they just moved in A year ago

And was hilarious Is the dogs love the mailman They don't even bark when he opens the mailbox or anything like that My dogs are very well behaved trained dogs
The mailman Hits the neighbor's house 1st And then comes to my house

 

[Father Corpse]

 

[dwdays]

Two Yoots

 

[Father Corpse]

 

[-Atlas-]

Ring a bang scoosh. How the fuck did his own feet end up like that?? Caught in his own trap? I'd be waiting on the other side of the door with steel toe boots 😂

 

[jewel13]

Try this with me. I guarantee You would break your foot Because my front door Has an iron gate in front of it. And after you break your foot I guarantee You will be shot at. Then my parents 6 mastiffs Who I just recently inherited After my mother's death Would maul you To death and finish you off.

I take pride That all my neighbors Find my parents mastifs very very intimidating Because of their size and powerfulness. But anyway The neighbor never visit me cause I hate them all The neighbors Find my dogs intimidating When I am out the front yard When I am doing yard work And I have all 6 of them out there with me

My neighbor across the street Is so afraid of my dogs That she drives her car To get her mail From her mailbox And then dryers back into your garage I think this is hilarious She only does it when me and my dogs are out But when my dogs and I were not out Or drive her car Hilarious

Wow, look at you and all that flex. No one is gonna play kids games around you anytime soon I bet.

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

If the front door ends up damaged, I can see how it's a problem, but other than that it sounds like goofy teens. I have 99 problems but that wouldn't be one of them...

 

[Chank]

When we were younger and out on the piss, we would always take two ties with us, and whoever was more pissed, on the way home we would tie his hands behind his back and tie his feet together, then lean them against someone's front door and then bang on it like fuck, we would then hide behind cars waiting for the owner to open the door and watch how our pal would fall inside there hall, fucking hilarious time's!!

 

[JG Ballard]

What a bunch of fucking morons. Neighbors need to learn how to rig up a shotgun triggered upon violent door-banging. Wouldn't it be great to go open your door and find a mangled body with the head blown off after one of these incidents?

 

[ssbeddy]

Try this with me. I guarantee You would break your foot Because my front door Has an iron gate in front of it. And after you break your foot I guarantee You will be shot at. Then my parents 6 mastiffs Who I just recently inherited After my mother's death Would maul you To death and finish you off.

I take pride That all my neighbors Find my parents mastifs very very intimidating Because of their size and powerfulness. But anyway The neighbor never visit me cause I hate them all The neighbors Find my dogs intimidating When I am out the front yard When I am doing yard work And I have all 6 of them out there with me

My neighbor across the street Is so afraid of my dogs That she drives her car To get her mail From her mailbox And then dryers back into your garage I think this is hilarious She only does it when me and my dogs are out But when my dogs and I were not out Or drive her car Hilarious

ill make sure to blow those fuckers heads smoove off with a shotgun, then ill throw a pipe bomb at your door to not get shot at and to spice things up😏

 

[girl101]

When we were younger and out on the piss, we would always take two ties with us, and whoever was more pissed, on the way home we would tie his hands behind his back and tie his feet together, then lean them against someone's front door and then bang on it like fuck, we would then hide behind cars waiting for the owner to open the door and watch how our pal would fall inside there hall, fucking hilarious time's!!

Lol

When we were younger and out on the piss, we would always take two ties with us, and whoever was more pissed, on the way home we would tie his hands behind his back and tie his feet together, then lean them against someone's front door and then bang on it like fuck, we would then hide behind cars waiting for the owner to open the door and watch how our pal would fall inside there hall, fucking hilarious time's!!

The reminds me of the movie the goonies where the dead guys falls out of the freezer

 

[Teeshine]

Try this with me. I guarantee You would break your foot Because my front door Has an iron gate in front of it. And after you break your foot I guarantee You will be shot at. Then my parents 6 mastiffs Who I just recently inherited After my mother's death Would maul you To death and finish you off.

I take pride That all my neighbors Find my parents mastifs very very intimidating Because of their size and powerfulness. But anyway The neighbor never visit me cause I hate them all The neighbors Find my dogs intimidating When I am out the front yard When I am doing yard work And I have all 6 of them out there with me

My neighbor across the street Is so afraid of my dogs That she drives her car To get her mail From her mailbox And then dryers back into your garage I think this is hilarious She only does it when me and my dogs are out But when my dogs and I were not out Or drive her car Hilarious

People tired of this kind of shit. Common sense aint it ya'll? Piece of shit is going to prevail as the VICTIM every time from passifying this shit and pussyfying your friends. NEVER CALL 911 LIKE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH, think like a real REPUBLICAN, gun up, blow this useless shit to hell. When a few die with massive lead to da head, it will stop, TRUST!

 

[arishae]

Try this with me. I guarantee You would break your foot Because my front door Has an iron gate in front of it. And after you break your foot I guarantee You will be shot at. Then my parents 6 mastiffs Who I just recently inherited After my mother's death Would maul you To death and finish you off.

I take pride That all my neighbors Find my parents mastifs very very intimidating Because of their size and powerfulness. But anyway The neighbor never visit me cause I hate them all The neighbors Find my dogs intimidating When I am out the front yard When I am doing yard work And I have all 6 of them out there with me

My neighbor across the street Is so afraid of my dogs That she drives her car To get her mail From her mailbox And then dryers back into your garage I think this is hilarious She only does it when me and my dogs are out But when my dogs and I were not out Or drive her car Hilarious

Try that with me you’ll get a bullet