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bizarre Waiting For A Connecting Flight

On my last flight, the pilot began to return to the gate because of an argument on the airplane, and it was quiet, and about 1% of what that pitch was doing. Those people decided to behave themselves and act like grown-ups, the pilot changed his mind about returning to the gate, and the passengers applauded.

There's no way they would let that crazy bitch get on an airplane.
 
Hoes like this can recover their senses with one of two things - a good slap to the face or a good fuck
I wouldn't stick my dick in that level of crazy, because I respect my penis (sometimes). I'd like to see her recover after being pushed out of a speeding vehicle, and then she slides across the roadway, losing skin and hair, before face-planting into an electrical pole. That then collapses on her, and fries what's left of her to a fucking crisp.
 
I wouldn't stick my dick in that level of crazy, because I respect my penis (sometimes). I'd like to see her recover after being pushed out of a speeding vehicle, and then she slides across the roadway, losing skin and hair, before face-planting into an electrical pole. That then collapses on her, and fries what's left of her to a fucking crisp.
If you cock isn't sore for two-days, you've had a lame fuck. wild fucks are the best fucks tbh, like being at the rodeo, especially after a few drinks. You just have to watch out for serious pussy infections with crazy bitches like this. My mate reckons vodka is a good cock sterilizer
 
If you cock isn't sore for two-days, you've had a lame fuck. wild fucks are the best fucks tbh, like being at the rodeo, especially after a few drinks. You just have to watch out for serious pussy infections with crazy bitches like this. My mate reckons vodka is a good cock sterilizer
Well, you have fun there porking crazy bitches. I'll stick to masturbation. A lot safer.
 
Well, you have fun there porking crazy bitches. I'll stick to masturbation. A lot safer.
No fucking wonder you masturbate, I found this shit about hippos: "The hippo mating process involves aggression, fights, and displaying. They only mate in the water, with the female remaining under the surface, her head emerging periodically to draw breath. The entire process from start to finish can last hours."
 
No fucking wonder you masturbate, I found this shit about hippos: "The hippo mating process involves aggression, fights, and displaying. They only mate in the water, with the female remaining under the surface, her head emerging periodically to draw breath. The entire process from start to finish can last hours."
As others may point out, the mating procedure is different with fag hippos. Allegedly, we all congregate around the water-hole in shiny attire, sequinned tusks, and smelling of Au de Turd, with half the hippos flocking around the largest Bull, while other half flocking around the youngest, sweetest looking twink-hippo. The night culminates then in a full-scale, no-holes (or tusks) barred fornication marathon, while the back catalogue of Kylie Minhippo is playing at full volume.
 
As others may point out, the mating procedure is different with fag hippos. Allegedly, we all congregate around the water-hole in shiny attire, sequinned tusks, and smelling of Au de Turd, with half the hippos flocking around the largest Bull, while other half flocking around the youngest, sweetest looking twink-hippo. The night culminates then in a full-scale, no-holes (or tusks) barred fornication marathon, while the back catalogue of Kylie Minhippo is playing at full volume.
Link please 🤣
 
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