Went pro se in my divorce case, and I dominated.

[Lips_of_Anubis]

I read the orders! They look great to me! I totally kicked ASS on this! And I didn't even have to pay a fortune to an attorney . . . not one fucking cent!
I completely fucking embarrassed her, her attorney, and their witnesses in a calm, collected, and professional manner.

I won on every issue! Her attorney should be embarrassed that he charged his client!
* I pay no attorney fees! (Hers were $18,000)
* I pay none of her student loan debt! ($68,000)
* Split the equity of the house—having time to cash-out refinance. ($20k)
* HVAC business “closed” with no value and I keep my tools. (And keep working.)
* No orders on the mysterious stimulus check.
* Nothing else she asked for either!

I checked the dockets online, I’d get up early, and go sit in my judge‘s courtroom all day during a divorce trial. I’d take notes, listen, and watch. At night I’d read case law.
Her attorney likely thought he would take advantage of me. When I came Uber prepared, I could see he was shitting himself during my cross examination of his first witness. Boy!... was he sadly fucking mistaken!

i am so fucking relieved. I sleep like a baby now. That divorce was over a year long. (No kids.)

I did it... I beat some slimy fuck that’s been “practicing” law for almost 30 years.

That’s honestly the best feeling ever.

 

[Blood_Sport]

I did my divorce myself, me and the ex had nothing left to argue over so it was just a case of me paying the divorce fee to the government ( £550 ) and then printing and filling out the forms with my ex reading and signing them.. it's a good feeling knowing i did it myself... and good on you for sorting your business out and coming out on top

 

[HG]

@Lips_of_Anubis - you're the dude that joked he was 13, are you not?...

Anyway, how long were you married for?, what happened for it to end?...

 

[deviant2]

Aren't you the same person bragging that your teen neighbor has the hots for you?

 

[deviant2]

My neighbors are Jobos. The little 17 year old girl definitely wants to fuck me. She’s so obvious. The way she stares at me when I get home from work in my truck all dirty, and jamming tunes hypnotizes her. She knows my ex wife’s been gone and moved out since last summer.
I’ll wait until 18... eggs will still be fresh.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

I read the orders! They look great to me! I totally kicked ASS on this! And I didn't even have to pay a fortune to an attorney . . . not one fucking cent!
I completely fucking embarrassed her, her attorney, and their witnesses in a calm, collected, and professional manner.

I won on every issue! Her attorney should be embarrassed that he charged his client!
* I pay no attorney fees! (Hers were $18,000)
* I pay none of her student loan debt! ($68,000)
* Split the equity of the house—having time to cash-out refinance. ($20k)
* HVAC business “closed” with no value and I keep my tools. (And keep working.)
* No orders on the mysterious stimulus check.
* Nothing else she asked for either!

I checked the dockets online, I’d get up early, and go sit in my judge‘s courtroom all day during a divorce trial. I’d take notes, listen, and watch. At night I’d read case law.
Her attorney likely thought he would take advantage of me. When I came Uber prepared, I could see he was shitting himself during my cross examination of his first witness. Boy!... was he sadly fucking mistaken!

i am so fucking relieved. I sleep like a baby now. That divorce was over a year long. (No kids.)

I did it... I beat some slimy fuck that’s been “practicing” law for almost 30 years.

That’s honestly the best feeling ever.

Good for U Brother! As long as Your Smiling at the End of the Day! 🤙...SP

 

[deviant2]

Are all of you fucking stupid?
No wonder his wife tapped out and was happy to relinquish any and all ties to this man. Considering he's waiting for the teen next door to be of age before making his move.

 

[HG]

Are all of you fucking stupid?
No wonder his wife tapped out and was happy to relinquish any and all ties to this man. Considering he's waiting for the teen next door to be of age before making his move.

Hey!, im just testing the water and slipping in unnoticed - you, Mrs dev have full belly flopped into this other deviants game...

 

[HG]

No, im not stupid...

 

[HG]

@Lips_of_Anubis - did your ex wife have any idea about the teenage fantasy living next door? - woman are good at sussing these things out...

 

[rottenfresh]

Are all of you fucking stupid?
No wonder his wife tapped out and was happy to relinquish any and all ties to this man. Considering he's waiting for the teen next door to be of age before making his move.

I didn't know he had a fantasy about popping his underaged neighbor dev2, I stand corrected.

 

[deviant2]

Hey!, im just testing the water and slipping in unnoticed - you, Mrs dev have full belly flopped into this other deviants game...

No, im not stupid...

Never said you were, toots.

 

[deviant2]

 

[HG]

Never said you were, toots.

You called me toots, all is forgiven forever...i love toots xxx

 

[Interregnum]

Imagine marrying nowadays
Nice own goal

 

[Wolf]

Next time marry an illegal migrant. Starts shit, you make one phone call and they come and take her away, marriage annulled based on "legal status". Your at the bar by sundown looking for the next ex-wife....

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

@Lips_of_Anubis - did your ex wife have any idea about the teenage fantasy living next door? - woman are good at sussing these things out...

Heh heh heh...SP

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Next time marry an illegal migrant. Starts shit, you make one phone call and they come and take her away, marriage annulled based on "legal status". Your at the bar by sundown looking for the next ex-wife....

That's Hilarious! But I don't think it's quite that easy! Lmao...SP

 

[Lips_of_Anubis]

@Lips_of_Anubis - you're the dude that joked he was 13, are you not?...

Anyway, how long were you married for?, what happened for it to end?...

I was married for Negative 22 Years... because I’m 14 now. ;-)

16 months. She got heavy into the Tar and Adderall. wasn't being a partner.

 

[Lips_of_Anubis]

Are all of you fucking stupid?
No wonder his wife tapped out and was happy to relinquish any and all ties to this man. Considering he's waiting for the teen next door to be of age before making his move.

She didn’t tap out...I kicked her the fuck out after she chose to get high on tar rather than take care of the house. I was paying all the bills, working my dick off, and she was nodding off on the couch. She made her decisions. The neighbor started looking at me after the cunt left... just like you would’ve. You can’t argue with your ovaries... Genetics... it’s what counts.