Went pro se in my divorce case, and I dominated.

[deviant2]

She didn’t tap out...I kicked her the fuck out after she chose to get high on tar rather than take care of the house. I was paying all the bills, working my dick off, and she was nodding off on the couch. She made her decisions. The neighbor started looking at me after the cunt left... just like you would’ve. You can’t argue with your ovaries... Genetics... it’s what counts.

The "neighbor" is underage according to you and you're looking to shag her. Gotta wonder how long you've been keeping an eye on her.
Hopefully her Dad will blow your balls off if you touch her.

 

[Lips_of_Anubis]

The "neighbor" is underage according to you and you're looking to shag her. Gotta wonder how long you've been keeping an eye on her.
Hopefully her Dad will blow your balls off if you touch her.

Can you read? The neighbor is looking at ME. I have a nice tight little Jewish girlfriend that used to be a gymnast, and who’s a social worker with her own dough. Trust me, I’m not looking for any other pussy—it’s just an observation. Sounds like you may be projecting a personal fantasy, or more-than-likely trauma, into this thread. I’m sorry for your loss.

 

[Dolly]

Can you read? The neighbor is looking at ME. I have a nice tight little Jewish girlfriend that used to be a gymnast, and who’s a social worker with her own dough. Trust me, I’m not looking for any other pussy—it’s just an observation. Sounds like you may be projecting a personal fantasy, or more-than-likely trauma, into this thread. I’m sorry for your loss.

You did say you would wait til she is 18 dude, as a super powered lawyer you should know that implies intent. Guilty. Court dismissed .

 

[D.O.A.]

 

[Bill Murray]

My neighbors are Jobos. The little 17 year old girl definitely wants to fuck me. She’s so obvious. The way she stares at me when I get home from work in my truck all dirty, and jamming tunes hypnotizes her. She knows my ex wife’s been gone and moved out since last summer.
I’ll wait until 18... eggs will still be fresh.

How many times have you jerked off to American Beauty?

 

[HG]

I was married for Negative 22 Years... because I’m 14 now. ;-)

16 months. She got heavy into the Tar and Adderall. wasn't being a partner.

You were only wed for 16months!, how long were your courting prior to marriage?...

 

[Lips_of_Anubis]

You did say you would wait til she is 18 dude, as a super powered lawyer you should know that implies intent. Guilty. Court dismissed .

Here’s a very easy example for you, since you‘re a woman and therefore missing a chromosome:

Guy walks into the camera store, and says to the man behind the counter, “I’d like to purchase that really nice Leica camera, please.”

The man behind the counter rings it up and says, “That’ll be $18.00”

The guy says, “Oh, dang! I only have $17.00. I guess I’ll come back when I have $18.00.”

Then... a whole army of female police officers walk in to arrest the man shouting “IMPLIED INTENT! IMPLIED INTENT!”, then they arrest the guy and take him to jail for theft.
And everyone lived severely confused, and baffled , ever after.

Ma’am, you are fucking retarded. And clearly your angry about someone who diddled you while you were still cute... now you’re ugly, and no one will diddle you. I’m sure thats been very confusing for you all these years. I suggest MDMA-assisted psychotherapy—it really works wonders for trauma.

 

[HG]

What does your Jewish chick think of the gore?...

 

[Denim Chicken]

Pretty gross you're out here perving on teenagers but good job guess

 

[Bill Murray]

What does your Jewish chick think of the gore?...

she's still freaked out looking at his unclipped goyim schmekel

 

[HG]

Don't know what that means, im gonna lol anyway... lol

 

[Bill Murray]

Don't know what that means, im gonna lol anyway... lol

his uncircumcised non-jew little dick

 

[Lips_of_Anubis]

She’s cool with it. I’m cut.

his uncircumcised non-jew little dick

 

[Dolly]

Here’s a very easy example for you, since you‘re a woman and therefore missing a chromosome:

Guy walks into the camera store, and says to the man behind the counter, “I’d like to purchase that really nice Leica camera, please.”

The man behind the counter rings it up and says, “That’ll be $18.00”

The guy says, “Oh, dang! I only have $17.00. I guess I’ll come back when I have $18.00.”

Then... a whole army of female police officers walk in to arrest the man shouting “IMPLIED INTENT! IMPLIED INTENT!”, then they arrest the guy and take him to jail for theft.
And everyone lived severely confused, and baffled , ever after.

Ma’am, you are fucking retarded. And clearly your angry about someone who diddled you while you were still cute... now you’re ugly, and no one will diddle you. I’m sure thats been very confusing for you all these years. I suggest MDMA-assisted psychotherapy—it really works wonders for trauma.

This is why your wife chose drugs over you. Raging and rather stupid. Bechod <3

 

[Gurgled_Sliced_Throat]

I read the orders! They look great to me! I totally kicked ASS on this! And I didn't even have to pay a fortune to an attorney . . . not one fucking cent!
I completely fucking embarrassed her, her attorney, and their witnesses in a calm, collected, and professional manner.

I won on every issue! Her attorney should be embarrassed that he charged his client!
* I pay no attorney fees! (Hers were $18,000)
* I pay none of her student loan debt! ($68,000)
* Split the equity of the house—having time to cash-out refinance. ($20k)
* HVAC business “closed” with no value and I keep my tools. (And keep working.)
* No orders on the mysterious stimulus check.
* Nothing else she asked for either!

I checked the dockets online, I’d get up early, and go sit in my judge‘s courtroom all day during a divorce trial. I’d take notes, listen, and watch. At night I’d read case law.
Her attorney likely thought he would take advantage of me. When I came Uber prepared, I could see he was shitting himself during my cross examination of his first witness. Boy!... was he sadly fucking mistaken!

i am so fucking relieved. I sleep like a baby now. That divorce was over a year long. (No kids.)

I did it... I beat some slimy fuck that’s been “practicing” law for almost 30 years.

That’s honestly the best feeling ever.

The fact that you were calm and collected,made them even more nervous.Kudos!

 

[Denim Chicken]

edge Lord alert

 

[Denim Chicken]

Also child porn alert because that girl looks about 14

 

[Lips_of_Anubis]

This is why your wife chose drugs over you. Raging and rather stupid. Bechod <3

And?... I’m confused... are you saying that like it’s a bad thing? Hahahahaha.

The Ex did me a huge favor. I’m very grateful for her.

 

[Lips_of_Anubis]

What does your Jewish chick think of the gore?...

She doesn’t get it. She thinks I’m odd. I guess she sort of understands why I’m morbidly curious after my combat tours.

 

[mojomaniac]

She doesn’t get it. She thinks I’m odd. I guess she sort of understands why I’m morbidly curious after my combat tours.

That's a hot chick, unless she has a honk like Barbara Streisand.