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I loved that game. A lot of people didn't like it, and I don't see why not. Good game, and they should've ported it or made a new version for x360 or ps3.

The reason a lot of people didn't like it is the challenge itself. Overall, compared to The Godfather, I preferred Scarface and I always liked the fact that you can taunt your enemies while you kill them.
 
You'll be done with Mafia II quite quick, if you haven't finished it yet and are just going back through it. Not much to that game.
 
I've been on a Diablo clone kick recently, for some reason. I'm currently switching back and forth between Torchlight and Titan Quest: Immortal Throne. Suddenly I find myself very much looking forward to Diablo III.

I remember installing the original Diablo on my French teacher's classroom computer in military school (she was a major pushover), circa 1998, and playing it during class. I don't know how I passed that class, as I spent most of it playing computer games or watching R-rated movies (including Ninja Scroll, a classic anime that features a rock demon finger-fucking an unconscious ninja girl) that other students convinced her to let us watch.

My God, I had the best motherfucking childhood anyone could ask for. Something epic either happened or was in the process of happening every month.
 
I haven't played New Vegas. I know Lizard King and some other people from Og/UR/GGrish/etc. are playing and enjoying it — even my sister is, because for some reason she suddenly started playing lots of computer games about three months ago. Before that, she only played them with me when we were kids (Mario Bros. versus mode on the SNES, etc.), and then not at all for over a decade.

Well, I know the reason. She's in between college and law school, has an enormous trust fund from our recently deceased father to live off of, and she and her boyfriend are about an eight-hour drive away from each other for a short while. But that's another story.

I keep pestering her to play Fallout and Fallout 2, because although I'm not the most hardcore Fallout fan there is (compared to, say, lifelong members of the No Mutants Allowed forum, which is older than Goregasm), I still consider them to be the pinnacle of computer gaming, unmatched before or since.
 
Now, I know next to nothing about Farmville except that it is a browser-based Facebook game that is quite popular at the moment — very likely the most popular Facebook game of all time, since it's become Internet famous recently.

I can still tell you things about Farmville that I have no way of knowing other than deduction and educated guesses. Here are two guaranteed qualities of Farmville (and these two, in particular, ensure I will never play it):

  • You can only perform a certain quantity of actions (action points?) every 24 hours.
  • In addition, you must check your farm on a regular basis, or it will wither and die.

My preferred style of gaming is to ignore games for months, then play the shit out of them autistically for 48 hours straight before collapsing. Browser games like Farmville are fine for people who love to check their Facebook daily, but terrible for me. To me it would feel like the death of a thousand cuts.
 
Let me tell you something I really appreciate about Diablo III: Its visuals are bold and colorful, clear and crisp, and extremely well made. Blizzard doesn't splash bloom, desaturation and brown tint across the entire screen, which is getting to be an ubiquitous pain in the ass these days. I'm sure they use these techniques to some extent, but a lot of developers over-apply them like too much makeup on a cheap whore.

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