What made you smile/happy today ?

[Pretty_Kitty]

Nor was he worth his own weight in shit.)

 

[D.O.A.]

some douche pulled up to the lights next to me on the way home, in his rice burning piece of shit nissan skyline, revs the thing like hey bro wanna race, so I rev my bike like i wanna race this 5ft clown (surely car seats cant go that low) and when the light hit green he roared off and I turned the corner and went home. I smiled knowing that fucking idiot would be looking in his rear vision mirror wondering why jedi mind tricks never work on anyone with a penis bigger than their little finger

 

[wino]

I never let those fuckwits down either bud, I just hope the day comes when I ride past one of them being booked by the pigs

 

[Rosie]

I booked my summer holiday today (vacation, to the non-English speaking members).
I'm off to Holland.
Watch out Ubee and HS, I'll be coming to find you.

 

[Torque Button]

I booked my summer holiday today (vacation, to the non-English speaking members).
I'm off to Holland.
Watch out Ubee and HS, I'll be coming to find you.

CLOGS

 

[aRyan]

some douche pulled up to the lights next to me on the way home, in his rice burning piece of shit nissan skyline, revs the thing like hey bro wanna race, so I rev my bike like i wanna race this 5ft clown (surely car seats cant go that low) and when the light hit green he roared off and I turned the corner and went home. I smiled knowing that fucking idiot would be looking in his rear vision mirror wondering why jedi mind tricks never work on anyone with a penis bigger than their little finger

Same sort of thing happened to me before. I had just came from the way we were facing a little while earlier though and knew about the cop in the parking lot up ahead. So I started revving my engine too, and the light turns green, and he takes off going as fast as he can. A moment or so later I drove by him while the cop was walking up to his car and flipped him off.

Good times.

 

[fuckballs]

Same sort of thing happened to me before. I had just came from the way we were facing a little while earlier though and knew about the cop in the parking lot up ahead. So I started revving my engine too, and the light turns green, and he takes off going as fast as he can. A moment or so later I drove by him while the cop was walking up to his car and flipped him off.

Good times.

You dont even have a DL

 

[aRyan]

This is coming from the drug kingpin that was feared in prison, that robbed someone with a shotgun, that made millions, yada yada yada.

 

[DirtBag]

This is coming from the drug kingpin that was feared in prison, that robbed someone with a shotgun, that made millions, yada yada yada.

Ooooh ooooh can I be a pirate?!

 

[mrln]

i woke up to an early morning bj. what a wonderful person she is....
i wanted to return the favour by goin down on her,but she didnt want me to. what a wonderful person she is....

 

[sincisor]

gettin some sun..

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Getting some lovely Hydro called Killer Queen + PAYDAY MOTHA BITCHES

 

[some guy]

watching that chainsaw beheading for the first time

 

[wino]

I found out Rosie has a tattoo

and a great BIG round ass

 

[Torque Button]

wtf wino, forum suicide - posting staff PI

 

[wino]

sshhhh

 

[aRyan]

This year is almost over.

 

[aRyan]

Not like next year will be any better, but ye can still hope.

 

[DirtBag]

Just caved in a zombie head on dead island with a rusty pipe. Smiled.

 

[creepod]

i feel like shit.
no seriously i feel like shit. fuck all you happy people. and stop wishing me 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' i dont give a fuck. i wish the world would come to an end. happy fucking last year of your lives, i hope.