What made you smile/happy today ?

[Hookah-smoking-catapillar]

Kramer making fun of George's "man love"

 

[hawkesdale]

Earlier today I had breakfast with a new friend, rushed home to watch World Cup , Argentina won with all five of my adoptive grandsons then watched Boise State University lose , then was visited by this DeviantArt artist dude and ordered an Avatar for GG. Best day I've had in a long time.

 

[DeathMetalWife]

Clerk at a convenience store I stopped at said he loved my voice and said I sounded like Jennifer Tilly? I had to look her up but it seemed like a nice/friendly compliment. Brightened my afternoon a bit.

 

[mrln]

went to the gym,after being absent for a minute. it felt good to be back.

 

[Datdortyguy]

its really snowwy today and i saw someone build a snowman just to strike it down with an sticksword, reminded me of my childhood

 

[HVACBRONCO]

My girlfriend

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Getting the fantastic news iam a grandad

 

[Choppy]

I got my vehicle back, traded with my man for his truck since October. He needed new tires and I already had winter studs on mine. He planned on taking it again sometimes but he bought a newer truck the other day so I know he will never take mine again.

I don't mind the driving the truck once and awhile. I just really missed mine.

Getting the fantastic news iam a grandad

Congratulations!

 

[Augusta Gein]

An eggnog milkshake

 

[Syberia]

A phone call I was waiting for: I have been accepted as a guinea pig for an experimental stem cells based treatment for my herniated disc. ✌🏻​

 

[Choppy]

A phone call I was waiting for: I have been accepted as a guinea pig for an experimental stem cells based treatment for my herniated disc. ✌🏻​

Right on. Hope all goes well.

 

[D.O.A.]

Friend of the family in hospital after being poisoned, the doctor prescribed some kind of suppository, they decided to eat it instead. Trying to be sad while you're all laughing is hard.

 

[Sweet Death]

Starting my vacation tomorrow

 

[cacarara74874]

Dead Ukrainians.

 

[suikerss]

Nothing did

 

[HG]

boooooooze...

ive drank a bucketfull today...

started begfore 8:30am...

BECAUSE I WANTED TO!!!

 

[D.O.A.]

Got a text from my bank. It's a scam.

So I called it.
Typical indian answers.
"Can I have your account name please"
"Is *insert bank* in India now?"
"Pardon?"
"When you eat a mars bar, how do you avoid biting your own fingers?
"Pardon?"
"Are all you niggers this stupid?"
"FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU ASSHOLE"
"is that the same mouth you blow your cousin's with?
"YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU.."
*Puts phone against horn*
*blasts horn*

I hope I blew your eardrum you cocksucker, imma call back tho and make sure.

 

[Tooly]

Got a text from my bank. It's a scam.

So I called it.
Typical indian answers.
"Can I have your account name please"
"Is *insert bank* in India now?"
"Pardon?"
"When you eat a mars bar, how do you avoid biting your own fingers?
"Pardon?"
"Are all you niggers this stupid?"
"FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU ASSHOLE"
"is that the same mouth you blow your cousin's with?
"YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU.."
*Puts phone against horn*
*blasts horn*

I hope I blew your eardrum you cocksucker, imma call back tho and make sure.

I used an umpires whistle on them once. Nearly blew my own eardrums out. lol

 

[Gurgled_Sliced_Throat]

My Amazon purchase was waiting on the doorstep when i got home. I love being surprised with packages.