zechen951
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This...https://goregrish.com/threads/trump-will-win-again.52066/post-1249913
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What made you smile/happy today ?
- Thread starter wino
- Start date
Being a dick irl, My friend's in hospital today for a carpal tunnel operation, its being done under local,and shes allowed home straight after. But shes been acting like its major surgery and Ive been suffering her near paranoia and panic attacks since she got the appointment letter weeks ago, with her prepping and fussing and blah blah blah.. anyway she messages me at 3am to say she cant sleep, then 5 am to say shes done some chores, then 7... etc etc...
she's just messaged and tells me shes filled in consent forms has a red wristband on for her allergies, and I message back and say 'OMG, you need to tell them you want a purple band'
she messages back a few mins later 'YOU CUNT PURPLE IS A D.N.R. '
Muhahaaaa
she's just messaged and tells me shes filled in consent forms has a red wristband on for her allergies, and I message back and say 'OMG, you need to tell them you want a purple band'
she messages back a few mins later 'YOU CUNT PURPLE IS A D.N.R. '
Muhahaaaa
That's hilarious.. Something I'd do to a mate for a.laugh too. 😂😂😂
Did you google her voice though 🤣🤣Clerk at a convenience store I stopped at said he loved my voice and said I sounded like Jennifer Tilly? I had to look her up but it seemed like a nice/friendly compliment. Brightened my afternoon a bit.
Have you watched Chucky and childs.play?
😂😂
Had a scammer ring my partner. He isn't very good at making them skirm. So i took the phone and said
"I spoke to one of u lot a MONTH ago and said If this is NOT A SCAM then send him a letter. ".
She responded (in an INDIAN accent)
" we HAVE sent him a letter"
I respond....
"Well we haven't got it" what is the address you sent it too please...
She says
"I'm not allowed to.give that information."
So i say
"Well tell my.partner what address U sent it.too then"..
He asks and she says " no, first i need your date of birth".
I'm telling him NOT.to.tell them.as all they need to do is.search his name on google and number and his d.o.b will most likely come up..
So he says
No, what address did you send my.letter too. .
She hangs up..
😂😂😂
I LOVE speaking to them. Pity my.partner took over and she hung up as i could have had her on the phone for AGES wasting her time..
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I woke up
Today?
Nothing special.
Ça va.
Nothing special.
Ça va.
Nothing special here either, I hate my life
Why?
Got too much bad shit going on at once
Al Upinya
Pronoun Destroyer
Got too much bad shit going on at once
My pleasure centres don't seem to function like they once did
Got too much bad shit going on at once
I know that all to well.
You will get through it.
I happened to watch a 5-second video clip of a Chinese fella getting promoted from a pleb to a pinwheel after being struck my a car on a busy highway. That made me laugh out loud, and still makes me smile when I think about it. I think i've watched it 10-times now, and it never gets old.
clementines
Rookie
My favorite thing is when a disgruntled/rude/aggressive pt leaves AMA.
Gatoladron
NewbieX
Nice bike dude. Ride safe
as im working on building safety barriers in the center median,theres heavy traffic to one side of us. this guy says to me and the guy standing next to men"thank god for the working man. you guys are doing a great job and keep up the good work. the work you do doesnt seem easy. thanks again"
i said - thanks and we appreciate the comment.
now this coming from an older (60's?) suit, driving in his beemer.
i said - thanks and we appreciate the comment.
now this coming from an older (60's?) suit, driving in his beemer.
Pump250
Rookie
Me too
D
Deleted member 46687
Internet Warrior
Waking up and not having to go into work because of some rain and wind......... Getting to spend the day playing games with my guys and then off out for beers with my best friend just back from Qatar. Trifecta of fucking greatness.
