ok @Cold Ethyl i did a quick check. ironically its manditory in my home state. but its also required for flying or if you want to enter a govt facility.
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Only.if you want to fly, go into a federal building or military base
thats what i said.... lol
We posted it at the same time 😂😂
Back to work from a short holiday and I find out one of my co-workers was crushed with a spring pack weighing a few hundred kilograms that was under 18,000 pounds of pressure, he inadvertently released that pressure and it jumped up and landed on him. He's in hospital with internal injuries. I never liked the guy so I don't give a fuck what his problems are but it was nice to hear the only suggestion the company got regarding this problem not happening again was that you can't fix stupid.
Just about died laughing reading this
I don't do scary movies... I watched Paranormal Activity about 5 years ago and still have demon-related PTSD. In the middle of the night I heard our bedroom door creak open. I figured it was Lennox but it was pitch-black so I couldn't tell. I blinked away the sleep so I could help him up into our bed. Instead, in the doorway was a set of terrifying glowing eyes and mouth. It wasn't a random light and it was hovering only a foot or so above the ground.
I froze trying to figure out what the hell I was looking at. Then silently it drifted a few feet closer. Our house is 120 years old. If you LOOK at the floors the wrong way they creak. But this thing didn't make a sound. That's when I called upon the Lord.
Now, my relationship with the Big Guy isn't real consistent.... I'm like that friend who only calls when they need to borrow money. But I needed Him NOW. I thought "Lord, it's Angela. If you've got any of that white light laying around would you mind sprinkling some around my bed? Leftovers can be sent my kid's rooms but the white light priority is right here." The thought no sooner left my head and the demon moved closer.
By now I'm completely frozen, completely freaking out. And I thought "Alright, LORD! The white light ain't gonna do it. You're going to call up the Archangel Michael himself and tell him to get to Walnut Street stat! There is some real life demon slaying that needs done and you gotta call in the big guns."
The demon grew closer and I knew the Lord had forsaken me. I was on my own. I was weighing out if throat chops work on demons when suddenly it whispered... "Mommy?" Oh. Sweet Baby Jesus in a manger. Oh, it was just my Lennox, thank you Lord. But wait... why the heck was he glowing??? I flipped on the bedside light to reveal a (apparently glow in dark!) Ninja Turtle shirt. It was at this moment I realized three things:
1) My baby has a future as a ninja because he was absolutely soundless.
2) I nearly throat chopped my two-year-old.
3) If I'm going to expect quick service from Michael the Archangel I'm going to have to stop being Jesus's "call you when I need money" friend.
I don't do scary movies... I watched Paranormal Activity about 5 years ago and still have demon-related PTSD. In the middle of the night I heard our bedroom door creak open. I figured it was Lennox but it was pitch-black so I couldn't tell. I blinked away the sleep so I could help him up into our bed. Instead, in the doorway was a set of terrifying glowing eyes and mouth. It wasn't a random light and it was hovering only a foot or so above the ground.
I froze trying to figure out what the hell I was looking at. Then silently it drifted a few feet closer. Our house is 120 years old. If you LOOK at the floors the wrong way they creak. But this thing didn't make a sound. That's when I called upon the Lord.
Now, my relationship with the Big Guy isn't real consistent.... I'm like that friend who only calls when they need to borrow money. But I needed Him NOW. I thought "Lord, it's Angela. If you've got any of that white light laying around would you mind sprinkling some around my bed? Leftovers can be sent my kid's rooms but the white light priority is right here." The thought no sooner left my head and the demon moved closer.
By now I'm completely frozen, completely freaking out. And I thought "Alright, LORD! The white light ain't gonna do it. You're going to call up the Archangel Michael himself and tell him to get to Walnut Street stat! There is some real life demon slaying that needs done and you gotta call in the big guns."
The demon grew closer and I knew the Lord had forsaken me. I was on my own. I was weighing out if throat chops work on demons when suddenly it whispered... "Mommy?" Oh. Sweet Baby Jesus in a manger. Oh, it was just my Lennox, thank you Lord. But wait... why the heck was he glowing??? I flipped on the bedside light to reveal a (apparently glow in dark!) Ninja Turtle shirt. It was at this moment I realized three things:
1) My baby has a future as a ninja because he was absolutely soundless.
2) I nearly throat chopped my two-year-old.
3) If I'm going to expect quick service from Michael the Archangel I'm going to have to stop being Jesus's "call you when I need money" friend.
No OSHA down there?? Up here that would have been a major deal..
Yeah we have that shit and they're all over the place atm but the thing was a dickhead cut a thick steel strap that secures shit down with 18,000 pounds force and thought he'd be fine. He'll be eating through a straw for a long time but it's better than being a dead cunt
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Found out my rent isn't going up at the end of next month for various reasons. I was believing it was since December but was just listening to the wrong people in my apartment complex. I was drunk at the time. Probably won't change til January next year so a lot of relief there and more drunken nights to come.
Guipago
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Ya gotta go to church 'n' pay(via the plate) for demon rescues in advance, none of this rescue on 'tick' stuff, arch-angels got expenses!
For an unknown reason a Turkish co-worker cut the stripes from a steel coil without securing the whole thing by the appropriate big tool. Was a bit as if you release a spring from a clockwork, the coil had suddenly doubled its diameter and the guy got hit by one of the ends. He survived but was disabled severely, I've heard later. Long ago, happened on my job as 'young-worker' at Thyssen cold rolling mill for some months in the '70s, the loudest workplace I've ever been.
This made me happy, I’ve been having a fucked up week, this made me smile 😬
Nothing absolutely sweet didaly fuck all has made me smile
Drink more beer!
My Decree Nisi arrived today 
Kinsey1981
If snoop at what I snoop, u have 2explain that 2
Spring
Hate winter too dark
Although like dark things like this site ect
Spring and summer and sunshine enlightens me
Company I work for talks up a new boss starting like he's gods gift to logistics. Soon as he opened his mouth lol damn it's a fag. HELLO THAILOR!
today he doesn't show up his kidney's failed last night so he's in hospital. Did his boyfriend stick it in too far? Lmao what a waste of time hiring this guy if he's already on his way to a morgue
today he doesn't show up his kidney's failed last night so he's in hospital. Did his boyfriend stick it in too far? Lmao what a waste of time hiring this guy if he's already on his way to a morgue
Actually both my wife and I have been in such a good mood these past few days due to the coronovirus "apocalypse". Having something somewhat exciting going on in this world got us both hyped up.
Buy some airline shares etc while the market is tanked or open a toilet paper factory, seems like the way to go
