I got a puncture in the rear wheel of my car in a supermarket car park. I fixed the puncture in the supermarket car park. Fuck yeah!
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What made you smile/happy today ?
- Thread starter wino
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Good for you babe 👍🏻
Am I meant to take this at face value or is there homosexual lingo going on there or....?
...and also, why does it make you smile/happy?
Possibly, I dunno! I got on my hands and knees looking for a hole, found a screw, jacked it up, loosened the valve to let the wind out, removed the screw, shoved me corkscrew into the hole, moved it back and forth to make the hole bigger, threaded the black rubber thing through the eye, inserted the eye into the hole then whipped my tool straight out, cut the protruding end of the black thing off, pumped it up, released the jack then drove home. How gay is that?
Because I didn't have to call any cunt out and give them loads of money, why do you think?
You were away a while there. Was that you giving Mrs Rory a triumphant shag?
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No, she doesn't smoke.
They are changing our store hours at work so I get to sleep in n ahour and a half longer starting thursday
Saw my dad’s bulldog today. What a cutie!
And then grabbed a subway sandwich and ate it in my car because if the Covid19 virus.
my hate for asians grows a little more each day lol
And then grabbed a subway sandwich and ate it in my car because if the Covid19 virus.
my hate for asians grows a little more each day lol
What do you mean, the cover/cap of the valve?
you left the part out where you, "plugged it"
Its all in the detail mate but I was trying to "Gay it up" for Dengler.
" threaded the black rubber thing through the eye, inserted the eye into the hole then whipped my tool straight out, cut the protruding end of the black thing off "
Yo, I get it now, it's a repair kit. And I thought I could learn a new secret biker trick from you.
I remember I've used a foam spray once, nasty shit.
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Yeah, Tyreweld is shit, I've used it before when there was no other option. My car doesn't have a spare wheel so I had to fix it. All of my bikes are old and have innertubes, the only trick to fixing them is to pull the tube out, it can be done without removing the wheel if you happen to have some decent tyre levers in your pocket.
I took the wife out on a motorcycle today. After riding for half an hour she complained that her hands were hurting holding on to the grab rail at the back of the rear seat. Trying to be helpful I suggested that she put her arms around me. She replied "Have you ever tried to put your arms around a fucking dumper truck?"
It was funny and made me smile but she is still a fucking bitch!
It was funny and made me smile but she is still a fucking bitch!
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Pretty buzzed right now. Good escape in these modern times. Got about a mickie left to drink so...decent evening. Might have a fucked night...either early bed or I rob someone of another 40 ouncer to finish things off tonight. Not necessarily happy but smiling at least...
Glass is half empty, lol.
