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What's your work related horror story? (No gore involved)

Ambivalence

I tell it like it is, & idgaf who doesn't like it.
I just thought that this would be a comical post. As we all experience some kind of work related non gore horror story once or many times during our lives.
So, I'll start this off.


This happened in August 2020. I was at the shop as usual. I didn't have many clients that day so I was just sitting around drawing. Around mid-afternoon a woman walks into the shop looking to get 3 tattoos. She wanted a female tattooist to do the job because she was Muslim (She told me that her husband wanted her to get the tattoos). And being that I was the only female tattooist there, I had to do the job. Fine, right?
So, we discuss the designs (Tribal) she wanted and got her set up with the paperwork, charged her the payment and I prepared the stencils and put up partition screens because the tattoos were one tramp stamp, one on her breast and one above her pubic area. So, I get her to my station and start placing the stencils, she then says in a passive manner to, "Excuse the smell". I, at that moment, didn't have any idea what she had meant. So I kept applying the stencils as she stood there. The first tattoo I did was the breast one, which went smoothly and took about a half hour, put the covering on it and that was that. But, when I got her to lay down so I can do the tramp stamp, I noticed a slight musky odor, but it wasn't anything much, so I kept tattooing for about an hour until that one was done. Covered that one and that was that for that one. So, when I got to the third and final tattoo, the one above her pubic area, I had her flip over on the tattoo bed and her legs spread open a bit while she was situating herself on her back.. that's when I seen this yucky ass brown stain on the crotch of her light colored spandex pants, and at that moment, I really started to smell the disgusting putrid stench wafting in the air. It was HORRID! I can't even begin to tell you how bad it was! My eyes started to burn and water, and even though I had my mask on, it didn't help much. I remember thinking to myself, "Oh my God G, hurry up through this horror show!" I didn't say anything to her about it, I just kept tattooing. But I was miserable. That final tattoo took me a little over an hour. I pulled those lines and colored it in as fast as I could without messing it up. Finally, when I was finished, I covered it and hurried Mrs. Crotchrot out of my station. She thanked me, tipped me and left. I can't remember how much Madacide I used to clean everything, but it was a lot! And a lot of air freshener to boot!
For the rest of the day I had that smell stuck in my nose. And to this day, I gag every time I tell the story. Simply, simply, disgusting.
 
one winter working on a bridge,my partner was working in a low position,to where he had a serious case of plumbers crack. i say to him,"tommy,arent you cold?" and in all seriousness he says,"yea man. my ears are fucking freezing!"
which they actually were. because he was walking around a few mins later with his hands covering his ears.
same guy...
crawls out of bed every day and falls into his clothes. well one day he shows up to work with one dress sock and one white sock and two different kinds of work boots on his feet. a leather one on his left foot and suede on his right foot. :facepalm:
 
My coworker took my swingline stapler!!!

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Four of us were sent to Connecticut for a job at U-Con. We left Boulder, CO by truck with the job trailer early in the morning at about 3 a.m. After driving all day we decided to was time to slam some groceries and call it a night. We were in a bit of a dead area between Gary, Indiana and Chigago Illinois. I stopped at the first restaurant I could find. Weary and road baked we entered the restaurant and approached the host. He greats us by saying "the fuck do you guys want? Yous about the motleyest crew I've ever seen" one of my guys says "that may be, we want a fuckin table for four" so he takes us to a table in the back, slaps down one menu and says "here you go princesses" and walks away. Only about a minute later the server shows up and says "what do you assholes want?" So I said "we want some fucking dinner" to which he replied "ok, four burgers, four beers got it" he snatches the menu out of my hand and disappears. My guys were confused about the less then welcoming service when the waiter returned with our food. Our young gun on the crew named Chico asks the server "what's with this joint dude?" The server points to the desert menu and walks away. The place was a theme restaurant where all their staff are dicks to you.
After we ate, the crowd had picked up a bit and people were out dancing on the dance floor. Chico spots this woman he wants to go meet, so he goes and asked her to dance. They danced a couple songs when a slow song came on. They got close and were dancing when out of nowhere Chico screamed like a little girl and ran out of the place. I sent the other two guys out to go track him down while I paid the bill. After about an hour we found him behind a dumpster in an alley. We forced him in the truck and headed on looking for a not flea bag motel to lay it down for the night. While we were driving around my guy Stevie says to Chico "what the hell happened in there?" Chico says "naw man, I'm not gonna talk about it" Stevie says "fuck that, you are going to tell us what that shit was all about" between trembles with a cracking voice Chico says " we was dancing, all was good whoo hoo, right? Then she got close and things were great, untill uh er I felt "it" slide up my leg" Chico earned a new nickname in that moment, for the rest of the time i knew him he was then known as Stiffy.
 
Actually Miss @InkedUpGigi , runs along the lines of yours.

Mother of the bride comes in with and needs her gown altered. I noticed a stench as she passed by the front counter but in no way was ready for the full on smell assault that was coming when I had to approach her for her fitting.

I had to stifle my gags as I pinned up her shoulders and discussed with her raising the waist. It came time for a hem. Couldn’t do it. No frickin’ way could I stomach lowering my face beyond knee level to pin this dress for a hem. I needed to. Schedule demanded me to. But I was sure I was going to lose my cookies and once I started vomiting all over her dress, not be able to stop).

Hope you all are browsing here on your lunch break. Picture blue cheese or even cottage cheese closed up container left out on your counter for a month, with an occasional teaspoon of watering for good measure.

(Guttural wretch sound. Again. And again.)
 
And then there was another time, not work related by the way, that some fucking idiot stumbled into the General Discussion section of a gore forum and I had to read his fucking ridiculous dissatisfaction that there was no gore.
 
I don’t really have any good stories. Seen a lot of bathrooms that were utterly violated, and seen some big rats and cockroaches.

This is more of a tragedy than a horror story. I had a coworker who was less than a year away from retirement. We called him Civil War Steve(because he was old as fuck and there was another guy named Steve so we had to find a way to differentiate). I didn’t witness it but somehow he managed to get his foot trapped underneath a pallet with several hundred pounds of stuff on it. He gets the pallet off after a minute, then finishes his shift as normal. A few weeks later he goes out because he needs three toes removed. He’d gotten gangrene on the bottom of his foot and somehow didn’t notice anything was wrong until it was quite severe. He gets his piggies lopped off and is out of work for a few months. Shortly after returning to work his adult son that lived with him overdosed on fentanyl. Civil War Steve said he heard him “singing” which he apparently did when he was getting high, but by the time he got into his room he had no pulse. He had a good idea of who his son’s dealer was and he used to sit in a coffee shop by his house waiting for him with a gun. Civil War Steve and his wife were getting ready to sell their house because it was too upsetting to continue living there when the wife died, I believe of cancer. He wound up moving into a shitty one bedroom apartment. To top it all off, literally a month before he retired he got transferred to the fucking city. When it rains it pours.
 
I don’t really have any good stories. Seen a lot of bathrooms that were utterly violated, and seen some big rats and cockroaches.

This is more of a tragedy than a horror story. I had a coworker who was less than a year away from retirement. We called him Civil War Steve(because he was old as fuck and there was another guy named Steve so we had to find a way to differentiate). I didn’t witness it but somehow he managed to get his foot trapped underneath a pallet with several hundred pounds of stuff on it. He gets the pallet off after a minute, then finishes his shift as normal. A few weeks later he goes out because he needs three toes removed. He’d gotten gangrene on the bottom of his foot and somehow didn’t notice anything was wrong until it was quite severe. He gets his piggies lopped off and is out of work for a few months. Shortly after returning to work his adult son that lived with him overdosed on fentanyl. Civil War Steve said he heard him “singing” which he apparently did when he was getting high, but by the time he got into his room he had no pulse. He had a good idea of who his son’s dealer was and he used to sit in a coffee shop by his house waiting for him with a gun. Civil War Steve and his wife were getting ready to sell their house because it was too upsetting to continue living there when the wife died, I believe of cancer. He wound up moving into a shitty one bedroom apartment. To top it all off, literally a month before he retired he got transferred to the fucking city. When it rains it pours.
Oh my gosh. And you have, as his memorial, Piggy! That’s so heart wrenching. You trouper, you. ❤️💕
 
Now i workshop in railway maneuver sector as locomotive driver in a railway officine, about a month ago, a 19 yo intern under responsability of my work team, probably distracted by his phone, put his foot under a heavy machinery that i not specify.
Miracolously he wasn't mutilated, but the wound bleeding profusely cos a vein was ripped.
My precedent job was for 7 years in operating room, in sterilization team, so i've steal a little other jobs just being here.
In our emergency kit wasn't tourniquets, so i took my leather belt and i tied it tightly over the ankle.
Ambulance coming 20 min later, so i'm pretty sure to seve his useless life.
In previous 15 days of his training, i've felt him hundreds time about his superficial attitude, and how it's dangerous in our work, but the asshole lougted on my face.
In that circumstance, my team worked in perfectly respect of safe and procedural rules, and i've press emergency stop in a fraction of second, if there wasn't only a condition here listed, me and my team, would paid heavily his mistake.
My cooworkers under 30yo and witout emergency experience, were traumatized for days, i consider responsable about this, that fucking cunt.
I've say to all my bosses that if they do come back that fucker useless ass, i will dedicated myself, to drive him to suicide.
 
I just thought that this would be a comical post. As we all experience some kind of work related non gore horror story once or many times during our lives.
So, I'll start this off.


This happened in August 2020. I was at the shop as usual. I didn't have many clients that day so I was just sitting around drawing. Around mid-afternoon a woman walks into the shop looking to get 3 tattoos. She wanted a female tattooist to do the job because she was Muslim (She told me that her husband wanted her to get the tattoos). And being that I was the only female tattooist there, I had to do the job. Fine, right?
So, we discuss the designs (Tribal) she wanted and got her set up with the paperwork, charged her the payment and I prepared the stencils and put up partition screens because the tattoos were one tramp stamp, one on her breast and one above her pubic area. So, I get her to my station and start placing the stencils, she then says in a passive manner to, "Excuse the smell". I, at that moment, didn't have any idea what she had meant. So I kept applying the stencils as she stood there. The first tattoo I did was the breast one, which went smoothly and took about a half hour, put the covering on it and that was that. But, when I got her to lay down so I can do the tramp stamp, I noticed a slight musky odor, but it wasn't anything much, so I kept tattooing for about an hour until that one was done. Covered that one and that was that for that one. So, when I got to the third and final tattoo, the one above her pubic area, I had her flip over on the tattoo bed and her legs spread open a bit while she was situating herself on her back.. that's when I seen this yucky ass brown stain on the crotch of her light colored spandex pants, and at that moment, I really started to smell the disgusting putrid stench wafting in the air. It was HORRID! I can't even begin to tell you how bad it was! My eyes started to burn and water, and even though I had my mask on, it didn't help much. I remember thinking to myself, "Oh my God G, hurry up through this horror show!" I didn't say anything to her about it, I just kept tattooing. But I was miserable. That final tattoo took me a little over an hour. I pulled those lines and colored it in as fast as I could without messing it up. Finally, when I was finished, I covered it and hurried Mrs. Crotchrot out of my station. She thanked me, tipped me and left. I can't remember how much Madacide I used to clean everything, but it was a lot! And a lot of air freshener to boot!
For the rest of the day I had that smell stuck in my nose. And to this day, I gag every time I tell the story. Simply, simply, disgusting.
Can you put a plastic couch like covering on your table ? Also i have heard said a hundred times or more, that most to all people are full of shit. Sorry you had to meet the worst of them !
 
ok, not a horror story so much as monday gone really freakin wrong..... was working at a medical equipment place, i repaired equipment, nice easy work, indoors in a climate controlled shop, easy peasy.....
all the other guys were gone doing deliveries, took a break from dismantling an oxygen concentrater walked out front. aw shit, right rear tire on my car is going flat.
what the hell, i'll just change it and get the tire fixed after work.
backed the car in the shop, went digging around for the spare, i thought it was under the floor in the back, nope... its under the thing and aw shit its one of those mutated small tires. i get it out and put the weird little jack under the spot the picture on the jack showed and started cranking. i had loosened the lug nuts so when i get it up high enough i started removing them.... got the last one off and the fucking car moves forward and starts falling towards me.
aw shit. im trapped between the car and the wall that seperates the office and the shop, not being squashed so bad it hurts but its hard to breath and i cant move, now what?
my cell phone is in the office, cant call for help so i keep trying to push the car off me, finally worked my arms in so that i could push better and got the weight off me but the car is teetering about to fall off the jack.
carefully moved the spare with my foot so i could carefully pick it up enough work it over the studs
kicked off a shoe and grabbed a lug nut with my toes and got my left hand on it, threaded it on as far as i could, found another and got it on as well,
now with the spare sort of on the axle i gave the car a shove and dove/fell out from beside it, the car fell off the jack but the spare did stay on.
ended up with bruises on my left side and right arm. it was all my own damn fault though, i forgot to set the damn parking brake and damn near got hurt because of it.
 
i used to work at this place and we had 3 forktrucks the one i drove was the smallest one we had about the normal size of a fork truck the other ones where really big and could like pick up boats and shit. well i had to drive this one fork truck as i was the only one that could drive a stick and it had a clutch. well the muffler rotted out and it became screaming loud my cheep ass boss refused to replace it until like months later after my hearing was ruined from this noisy pile of nutsacks. i start bitching daily about this muffler, he eventually caves and said he will fix the muffler on my lunch that day.

i think nothing of it until i come back to work and he has this fork truck balancing on these 7ish feet tall cut sections of telephone pole and hes standing under it with a welder. i went back home as i wasnt going to try to explain that to the cops or clean up the aftermath OR fix the fork truck after a 7 foot fall. the next day i came into work and he was alive and the muffler was on. i can not believe he didn't kill himself it was so wild.

i have a picture of this on one of my old phones i might try and find it
 
So i used to work as a temp in a factory bakers place called Fletchers they made all sorts of cakes and breads (best was donuts u could triple+ inject them and theyd explode when u bit into them) anyway one night i went into the office got told i was working in the breadrolls section and set off to the department which was through the sliced breads place as im walking through theres this jumbali guy at the industrial mixer pouring flour n such into it i glanced over at him and nodded he looked square at me and snorted up the biggest snotball he could and spat into the bread mixer 🤮 the dirty fucker........

Another job i had working at another factory that pc parts inerface solutions was called so we got an hours break for dinner and there was a small room with a vending machine,microwave and kettle for us all to use so me and a few mates all go for lunch i sit down after putting kettle on and get my sandwiches ect out, this guy called victor had already eaten his in the morning so decided to grab some stuff from the vending machine he throws some coins in pick a choclate bar and pack of crisps(chips) they both drop he reaches in..........his face kinda went white well as white as a black guys can go pulls his hand out and hes got a hand full of shit 🤮🤮🤮🤮😂😂 who the fuck shits in a vending machine????
 
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