Why didn't Germany win WW2?

[Humungus]

I had an uncle who was in the army back then he said they had a Scotsman in their squad they always knew when he came In a room because he smelled of beer fags and piss ?

 

[wino]

Reminds me of something my wife's uncle told me a few years ago before he died, he was a gunner in a Sherman tank in Italy. He said that you could smell when Germans were near, especially after it had been raining, it was the smell of all their leather equipment and it used to give of a certain odour when it got wet. He told me quite a few stories about his time there, he was a very interesting fella.

I have absolutely no idea what any of that means.

all of the relatives I knew who returned from war never talked about it. You were lucky

 

[King-Rory]

all of the relatives I knew who returned from war never talked about it. You were lucky

I worked with an old guy in the early 80's who was with the first British troops to land on the Normandy beaches but that was all he would say about it. I also worked with a guy that was a glider pilot at Arnhem, he was a bit more talkative. My grandfather was injured at Dunkirk when the German planes shot up a convoy of French civilians but he died when I was quite young so I never got to talk to him about it.

 

[JAMES HÜRZOG]

Because Hitler was on HIGH....VERRY HIGH...amounts of opiates , methamphetamines & countless other mind altering substances .

 

[mrln]

the soldiers were all methed out. like their "supreme leader" was. all one bit meth mess

 

[Dead Christ]

Because they were short bus'd retards and the moment you plan on wiping out a chunk of a certain people there will be backlash, no matter how prepared or unprepared you were? I heard reading books helps develop empathy and other important mental faculties btw

 

[Rabidface]

wot no brit wants to talk cricket ?

Jiminy was a cricket.

 

[j.f.🔎]

I imagine they were too busy pissing and shitting on each other for kicks before the porn was invented.
Heil Shitler.

wot no brit wants to talk cricket ?

I remember enjoying cricket once.
I was sniffing lighter fuel.

 

[Rick James]

Germany lost 2 world wars. They suck dick in wars. How is that not obvious?

 

[mrln]

Germany lost 2 world wars. They suck dick in wars. How is that not obvious?

but they make good concrete forms tho!

 

[sad today]

 

[Rick James]

I imagine they were too busy pissing and shitting on each other for kicks before the porn was invented.
Heil Shitler.

I remember enjoying cricket once.
I was sniffing lighter fuel.

Speaking of germans into weird shit… did you like my new video?

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

I agree they call them kilts but we all know they’re skirts.

They wore kilts/skirts to facilitate easier raping of prisoners and enemy livestock and for warming up a cold haggis between the thighs while marching.

 

[tobiashrieper]

No winners as it is.

 

[malicious89]

They never developed heavy bombers, which could have won the Battle of Britain. They put all their money into Super Weapons. And then attacked Russia!

Because we kicked your arse🤣 🇬🇧

 

[mrln]

because they didnt want nato around

 

[IExist]

They teamed up with Japan and ended up getting the US involved.

 

[Julioadrian21]

Same reason they can't win at football they know what to do but just can't.

What are you talking about
They have 4 world cups
And Brazil has 5 gtfo

 

[Fuck trophy of christ]

Because they were a bunch of cocksuckers .

 

[Brainfart]

If only they drank coke and not Fanta, they would've won.