Why is suicide illegal? (1 Viewer)

[Mackerel]

 

[nostrils]

Cos you cannae consume if you’re dead

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Only the stupid get prosecuted for suicide. The smart ones don't, because they're dead...

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Cos you cannae consume if you’re dead

Good enuff reason as any! The Corrupt Fucks! Instead of it being illegal;They should back it! There's way too many Fuktards,Greasebacks,Jigaloids,Pullstarts and Wokey Dokes! FKN KILLEM ALL!!!
🤘🏻🤟🤙...SP

 

[nostrils]

Good enuff reason as any! The Corrupt Fucks! Instead of it being illegal;They should back it! There's way too many Fuktards,Greasebacks,Jigaloids,Pullstarts and Wokey Dokes! FKN KILLEM ALL!!!
🤘🏻🤟🤙...SP

Excuse me sir, you can’t commit suicide without a licence.

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Only the stupid get prosecuted for suicide. The smart ones don't, because they're dead...

Great Point!🤣🤣🤣...SP

Excuse me sir, you can’t commit suicide without a licence.

Ya,I know; But I've only got my Beginners!
Lol,🤣...SP

 

[JayZee]

Cos you cannae consume if you’re dead

Can't consume...and will never pay off your debt! Biggo problemo! 💵

 

[Ellzibette]

I've never heard of anyone doing time for attempting suicide. It's one of those "illegal on paper" things. Like carrying an ice cream cone in your back pocket is illegal in Alabama.

 

[ZINNILIU]

With the debt thing, I had a lot back then, I wanted to kill myself cause I was $10k in and my credit was well ruined, I did my research about debt and I found that when you die with unsettled debts, the heartless asshole collectors can legally force the debt onto your parents, siblings, or other living relatives, preferably those they can leech off the most, It's cruel. This law needs to be fucked off already.

Paid all my debt off and I'm free from them but its what made me not want to just die. Cause then I'd just feel terrible.

Can't consume...and will never pay off your debt! Biggo problemo! 💵

 

[ZeroK]

Because It Encourages The Stupid

 

[mrln]

its illegal because your the govts cash cow. so when you kill yourself,your taking money from them and desecrating whet they consider govt property.

 

[Illusive_0ne]

How do you enforce that law? Kind of like the mattress tag warning it's illegal to remove under penalty of law.

 

[Denim Chicken]

My luck, I'd try blowing my head off and get life in prison or some shit

 

[RattleHead]

This is why the police immediately handcuff someone that has been shot in a "suicide by cop" situation.

 

[Mr. Ser Jr]

Good enuff reason as any! The Corrupt Fucks! Instead of it being illegal;They should back it! There's way too many Fuktards,Greasebacks,Jigaloids,Pullstarts and Wokey Dokes! FKN KILLEM ALL!!!
🤘🏻🤟🤙...SP

Good one,ser!

 

[pappa stupid]

suicide is on the rise, watch your loved ones very carefully, real depression is a mother fucker to spot

 

[cannedkittens]

Suicide may be illegal but I’m still well hung.

 

[Mr. Ser Jr]

What if suicide was punishable by death? 😂

 

[McM]

Illegal? Where?

 

[WickedMal]

Illegal? Where?

I'm not sure where, but it's a moot point after the person is dead lol