accident Woman is nailed by a speeding car while trying to crawl away from her totaled vehicle!!

[BlastOne]

 

[Bad Hippo]

 

[Chief Queef]

An old friend of mine almost had this happen to him. He rolled and totalled his car on the way to Flagstaff and came out completely unscathed. He was almost killed crawling out of the wreck in shock by an oncoming vehicle...

 

[chewbok]

Bam!

 

[jhon floyd]

crashing her car didnt do the job, she saw the opportunity and took it🥹

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

Death said "naw bitch I said tonight and I meant it now get in the damn boat"

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

Just because you just survived am accident doesn't mean the danger has passed is my takeaway.

 

[Str8shooter]

Did she get hit by a semi or ???? Whatever it was looks pretty big. I'm surprised she seemed to stay in one piece after that strike.

 

[CunningLinguist]

It looked as though she lunged in front of that car. She might have been disoriented from the first collision, but it might be too late to ask.

 

[Awaiting the Vultures]

Intentional

 

[Brownpickles]

Bingo. Right between the eyes

 

[VIICCXIV]

Definition of you got knocked the fuck out

 

[vault117]

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All lives splatter!

 

[TheMonsta]

It looked as though she lunged in front of that car. She might have been disoriented from the first collision, but it might be too late to ask.

I think she thought it was going to impact her car and made the last second decision to jump, unfortunately for her the driver of said vehicle chose to swerve at the last mintue as well.

 

[Harumph]

Death said "naw bitch I said tonight and I meant it now get in the damn boat"

You're confusing me with Charon, which is fairly common as we're both psychopomps. I'm more like the version of my portrayal in Monty Python's Meaning of Life, thoughtfully and dutifully performed by the Cambridge man, John Cleese. They actually consulted with me and put in the part where I'm skipping along outside because I really do that. My appearance coinciding with church bells chiming however is fiction, as is rudely turning down the beverage, and I am not entirely skeletal. The animated part with the vehicles following me into the hereafter is spot on like the skipping, though.

You know the difference between an Oxford man and a Cambridge man is that when an Oxford man walks into a room, he looks as though he owns the place, and when a Cambridge man walks into a room, he looks as though he couldn't care less who owns it.

 

[SMOKESKULL]

I like the guy with flashlight waving frantically to warn drivers but nobody gives a fuck. There's murdering to do up ahead

 

[Bert123]

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Stupid cunt.. ALWAYS STAY IN THE VEHICLE.. and wait for the AA

 

[badangel7]

Death said "naw bitch I said tonight and I meant it now get in the damn boat"

lol i'm hearing Norm MacDonald saying that

Did she get hit by a semi or ???

that is deffo a semi not a car

 

[Ralph666]

That looked like typical woman behaviour...

----Get out of a crashed car in the middle of a motorway at night.

----Take note that all the incoming traffic is heading down the left side...

----Crawl in front of on coming traffic, to get attention..

----Die.....

 

[The Irish are here]

Just because you just survived am accident doesn't mean the danger has passed is my takeaway.

Like a bad Curry