bizarre Women Frequently Change Their Minds

[ZeroK]

 

[Tuomaas Woorhees]

Just cry for help. Lucky to survive.

 

[Flatus Tube]

She looked too skinny to bear the weight required to constrict her airway 😂.

 

[PapercutSuicide]

I would have gotten whooped if I pulled a stunt like this just to be rescued by my parents...

 

[mrln]

"i was just checking something out. wasnt really going to kill myself. dont be silly..."

 

[Htos1av]

A keyboard player buddy once suggested a stainless steel "tube' sorta like the suicide pods on Futurama. Except it has a stainless "plunger" that shoots down at almost the speed of sound...SO fast that the 200mph nervous system signals do NOT make it to the brain's processor BEFORE you're a 1/4" puddle on the mesh floor....

 

[variometer]

Changed her mind and underwear

 

[AnaofTheHills]

Honey, when you’re finished taking down that rope BEAT that little bitch until she’s half dead… I can’t tell you now…she’s recording on her phone. Just beat the little shitstain and use the rope!

 

[Lares Deces]

This is why you can't trust these cunts. They say one thing and then do another.

 

[mikachanlovessuicide]

did this when i was ten. sigh.

 

[AJ-NL]

Attention seeker

 

[hispammic]

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me this morning before i got the notification from turbo tax that my return has been deposited into my account

 

[ZeroK]

me this morning before i got the notification from turbo tax that my return has been deposited into my account

How much did u get back?

 

[hispammic]

How much did u get back?

Enough to be able to buy a new phone along with a good ass case and screen protector without having to choose between doing my laundry or paying my bills this month. Or not being able to pay either and then being homeless with an Iphone

 

[ZeroK]

Enough to be able to buy a new phone along with a good ass case and screen protector without having to choose between doing my laundry or paying my bills this month. Or not being able to pay either and then being homeless with an Iphone

That’s cool. I got a good return also

 

[hispammic]

That’s cool. I got a good return also

How much?

 

[TheDevilRullz]

And the guy is telling her "Do you want to die? Don't scream, keep quiet". No jokes.

 

[ZeroK]

How much?

I was in a hurry picking up my tax documents from my accountant so I just quickly signed and looked at everything and saw I was getting back $1200. But when I got the money, to my surprise it was $12,000 not $1200. I was in too much of a hurry and didn’t pay close attention

 

[hispammic]

bruh

I was in a hurry picking up my tax documents from my accountant so I just quickly signed and looked at everything and saw I was getting back $1200. But when I got the money, to my surprise it was $12,000 not $1200. I was in too much of a hurry and didn’t pay close attention

you're joking right?

 

[ZeroK]

bruh

you're joking right?

No, that’s what happened