You win holy fuckTo start, injecting cement into the nose and throat to seal up the airways. That shit also burns when wet due to the calcium hydroxide (strong alkaline) formation. Before the cement was injected into the airway, an emergency tracheostomy would be performed using a blunt knife and a drinking straw for the airway to ensure breathing would have limited air flow but enough to sustain life if you stay relaxed and still. I was made to walk up and down stairs breathing through a straw by a Palliative Care Consultant as a student to show us what lung cancer patients can experience. It was fucking hard and we all lasted about a minute.
Then pure capsaicin crystals would be applied to all mucus membranes (such as eyes, urethra, rectum).
Just as the heat was starting to build the victim would be placed on a chair that was suspended over a fire by a pulley. The rope would be held by the victim and the pulley system would require a significant level of strength to keep the chair out of the fire. This would ensure respiration requirements surpass the straw in the tracheostomy.
Through the whole death, Justin Bieber would be playing from a 1000W sound system on repeat at the “baby baby baby aahh” bit of his shittest tune. That is the worst part of the death!
Ultimately the victim would run out of steam and let go and fall into the fire for the final immolation.


