bizarre You Cant Make This Shit Up (1 Viewer)

[Bethy 🔥]

Naked man fell on taxi but I hope he fucked himself off..

 

[Ellzibette]

He looks like he was trying to fuck it, but I am guessing he jumped on it from the tree.

 

[Bethy 🔥]

He looks like he was trying to fuck it, but I am guessing he jumped on it from the tree.

Anything is possible

 

[CunningLinguist]

This all started when someone threw a coke bottle out of an airplane

 

[Clam]

Naked man fell on taxi but I hope he fucked himself off..

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What is he Tarzan ?

 

[Harumph]

It's the latest thing, a tribute to the Olympic Games of Ancient Greece, Naked Track and Field. He pole vaulted onto the taxi and set a new distance record once the cab finally stopped.

 

[Bethy 🔥]

What is he Tarzan ?

When your high as a kite, you can think your Tarzan 🤣

 

[Blood_Sport]

This is what happens when you pave paradise and put up a parking lot...

 

[hedgerow]

This all started when someone threw a coke bottle out of an airplane

^ great movie

 

[Blood_Sport]

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^ great movie

I need to re watch this, then see part 2.

 

[Shatterskull]

I have a lot of fucking questions about this. WTF for real.

 

[Russellmark11]

Hope he wore protection. Taxis are slut mobiles

 

[kreeper13]

Naked man fell on taxi but I hope he fucked himself off..

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Dick first right on the window

 

[dwdays]

He was only trying to shmoosh against the glass. He shmooshed to hard.

 

[Rumplefor$kin86]

Fuck man will somebody cover up his black feet already shit

 

[Pangolin777]

Maybe he imagined he was Moses, and wanted to lead ppl to the Promised Land lol

 

[Dax_Knight]

Another VAX zombie!!!!

 

[methedup77]

Naked man fell on taxi but I hope he fucked himself off..

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Naked man tried to fuck car doggystyle